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8/4/2013, 10:48 am
Chairman Meow
As a precautionary measure due to terror-related concerns, the State Department closed all embassies today and went to an emergency automated system. Working in conjunction with a private corporation, the day to day business of our embassies and consulates will be handled by a user-friendly device found in convenient locations in all foreign countries:
8/4/2013, 11:05 am
Captain Craptek
Meanwhile,
CNBC quickly adds the disclaimer: Sunday is President Barack Obama's 52nd birthday, and it's also the day Iran inaugurates Hassan Rowhani as its new president. But U.S. officials told NBC News they had heard nothing to indicate that the date was chosen for either of those reasons.
8/4/2013, 11:14 am
Anyer Marx
Maybe a grand opening or sneak preview of a video is closing the embassies.
8/4/2013, 11:17 am
John Frum
Are the terrorists tea partiers wielding the bible in the air? We all know that pislam is THE religion of piss.
8/5/2013, 12:35 am
trashmouth
What color alert is it?
