The People's Cube - Political Satire

Swedish men warned of crotch-chomping fish

Comrades, I have taken the liberty of ordering a shipment of these highly efficient devices to be installed in the jacuzzi systems of all Rethugglikans congresspersons and senators, and Sarah Palin.

Please redistribute ill-gotten gains of the rich in your districts to my account to offset shipping, handling, and bribes from Sweden...

She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting...

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a man-eater

Red Square wrote:

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She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting...

Oh-oh, here she comes
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
Oh-oh, here she comes
She's a man-eater

As long as "she's" not a squirrel eater!

Glorious news, Comrades! In a feat of logistical legerdemaine I was able to divert the shipment from Speaker Boner Boehner before it arrived!

It had to be done--
the poor fish would have starved.

I had that portion of the shipment sent to Governor Rick Perry of Texas.