The People's Cube - Political Satire

I have been relaying bits and pieces of the leaked transcripts of Dear Leader Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Davis Joey Jo Jo Shabadu on The Peoples Twitter, but none of my 7 followers have been able to help with items they may have had leaked to them.

Maybe you have been on the receiving end of these leaks and can share? Here are a few I have seen, mostly teacher's comments rather than grades. The rest can be hacked into using #BHOTranscript on snowden.com Twitter.com

"Struggling with fractions, insisted pie chart filled in with only 7% black ink was 100% black."

"Ate his paste. Convinced other pupils to 'spread the paste around'. Ate everyone's paste."

"Caught cheating in debate, a Ms. Jarrett was typing answers projected on a piece of smoked glass Barry could read from."

"Said all students must pay $3000 a yr for $150 in school nurse care, even if you don't want or need it. Calls this 'fair'."

"Got foreign student grant but pays lower resident tuition, pockets change, calls it his 'green energy', says critics 'racist'. "

"Blames his failing marks on conservatives not working with him, says he can't fix his grades from inside college."

Physical education: excels at golf; plays best with himself. On his day selected as team captain for soccer, when time came to pick classmates to form his team, Barry bundled donations and voted "present."

Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:I have been relaying bits and pieces of the leaked transcripts of Dear Leader Barry Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama Davis Joey Jo Jo Shabadu on The Peoples Twitter, but none of my 7 followers have been able to help with items they may have had leaked to them.

46 followers now... FORWARD!!

I said I had 7 followers because the rest are Straw Tweeters that Eric Holder set up for me.

Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:...the rest are Straw Tweeters that Eric Holder set up for me.

What kind of racialist homisexical slur is "straw tweeter?"

Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:I said I had 7 followers because the rest are Straw Tweeters that Eric Holder set up for me.

Make that 50...

Oh, and Eric set us ALL up, I think.