The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, compatriots and fellow collusionist:

Our dear Mother of the Organic Garden, Moochell O and glorious dear leader have been spotted enjoying their 3... 4... 5....4th vacation of the year.

Dear Leader has been able to get away from all the "phony scandals" such as the IRS spying, NSA spying, the murderers at Benghazi, ignoring laws and his own personal taxation of our cell phones. So many "phony scandals" so little time to relax!! The media has been a cruel watchdog, has it not?!

But I am filled with happiness to see our MOG Moochell is enjoying her lobsters... and I am thinking all that butter lobster is starting to show on her tiny petite frame? But, what do I know, I ask?

I know we are all fully relieved to see our dear leader and Mrs dear leader are able to enjoy the luxuries of life as we shuffle along in the gulag, paying our taxes.

It has been reliably reported that Commissarka Mooch has hardly lifted Her beautiful head out of Her "Buffet Trough" since the Happy Couple arrived at their palatial vacation mansion Peoples Short-Term Residence Facility. My Our entire collective voted (unanimously!) that we are extremely gratified that She has been able to shed the stress of Her grueling schedule!

Of course, many members of my our collective (chiefly the womyn) await in breathless anticipation the debut of The Mooch in Her latest Vacation Sportswear.

May I be so bold as to suggest the moniker "Maxi the Moocher"?

Dearest Comrade Frau, am I to understand there is an upcoming tax on my precious Obama-phone? Why was this omitted from MSNBC , CNN, and the latrine wall where I get the rest of the news?

Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:It has been reliably reported that Commissarka Mooch has hardly lifted Her beautiful head out of Her "Buffet Trough" .....

The South wing ... there is not a wide angle lens yet built that can get Moo's buffet in one picture .... As The She is so fond of telling us the peasants, "Just Moo"

Tovarichi wrote:Dearest Comrade Frau, am I to understand there is an upcoming tax on my precious Obama-phone? Why was this omitted from MSNBC , CNN, and the latrine wall where I get the rest of the news?

Yes, loyal democratic comrade, I am fearful we are all going to receive Obama Tax... but as with Obamacare, maybe a special dispensation with come from the king?

Ah Fraulein Frankenfeinstein. you are looking oh so....so....let's just say socialist!

Q. How does one get FLOTUS out of the smorgasbord?

A. Grease the door posts and hang a Twinkie on the other side.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Ah Fraulein Frankenfeinstein. you are looking oh so....so....let's just say socialist!

Thank you most loyal socialized comrade -- I do my best to not think, not work and demand more! Heil Obama!

And nobody does the voodoo like you doo! NotThink....yes, a most valuable state of mind. It is like I have always said,

You can lead a liberal to the facts, but you can't make them think!

Loyal Comrade Pupovich... I am making a new bumper sticker in your honor!! "You can lead a liberal to the facts, but you can't make them think!", to made available a week from next Tuesday or the Tuesday after that next -- at the Peoples Gynecological and Quick Automobile Lube Shoppe. I hope you will first to make your purchase and 'encourage' other comrades to do the like and wise.

Comrade Fraulein Frankenfeinstein. I am most honored indeed and cannot wait to see your product. I do wonder though, how much would my percentage be? Of course any contributions for my intellectual rights would be put to good use For the Children.

But your bumper sticker would greatly honor and please me. Even now I get a tingle down my leg when I look to the left bar right now and see the ad for the "We Pur the U in Gulag" shirt which was my idea, as well as the "I Denounced a Comrade and All I Got Was a Lousey Shovel" shirt which I believe is still available.