8/16/2013, 2:57 pm
Dear Comrades,
The loyal Socialists of the Apple Computers Collective Factory have announced a new application for all iPhones and other State-monitored communications devices which will provide live photos and streaming media from Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama's monthly vacations. The new application, or ‘app,' is called iLax.
iLax will show the President's daily schedule, with detailed analysis of all his activities. Citizens will see Our Glorious Leader engage in charity activities as well, such as his instruction of professional golfers and his demonstrations of the safe operation of a bicycle.
When not on vacation, iLax will also show the President's daily basketball scores as he plays ‘pick up' games with Secret Service agents and staffers. All the while, iLax will also send out famous quotes of the President from his various speeches and Executive Orders.
Menus from his meals, with calorie estimations and the origins of ingredients will also be provided, so that workers and peasants of the USSA can consider their own food choices and learn to make better ones. They can also see how much the Obamas appreciate the good food we provide for them as they care for the children and elderly of our Workers' Paradise!
In the era of cutbacks and rationing, it is heartening to see the diligence of Comrade Barack in taking much-needed breaks from the stresses of governing us all. His constant struggle for our equality and unity require these activities on our behalf.
iLax helps the citizens of the USSA bond with their Leader! Agitate for better vacations for our President
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator