The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, I have been inspired. Recently a controveresy has erupted in Thailand, where an evil capitalist/racist corporation has attempted to seduce the hard-working proletariate into purchasing their product with the following advert:

The advert is being righteously condemned as an evil racist attempt to smear persons of color with the brush of the dreaded "Blackface," so common in turn-of-the-20th-century minstrel shows.

It is obviously a mocking, hurtful and intentionally degrading image, no? Activists have already swarmed the Dunkin' Donuts headquarters with demands for apologies and damage payments.

So it hits me: why not use this outrage to attck yet another enemy of the people? Coal is evil. Al Gore said so. Barak Obama said so. So it must be so.

And who rapes Mother Gaia on a daily basis to provide this evil racist substance?


And who appears in Blackface on a daily basis, mocking all persons of color?


And who mocks the president himself by wearing blackface and striking a pose with a cigarette?


This is our canary in the coal mine, comrades! This is the issue that can bring big coal to its knees!

DOWN WITH RACIST COAL MINERS IN BLACKFACE!

As you travel on through life, comrade,
Whatever be your goal
Keep your eye upon the donut
And not upon the hole.

MMMMM, Donuts!


This blatant racialist nonsense must stop! Our anthracitic comrades have no need to produce a birth certificate or a driver's licence to vote, it is black! Furthermore, it is forcibly removed from its natural home (like our casino-operating Amerikkan Indians) and sent to steel mills and power plants to do the work that other minerals won't do...AMNESTY FOR COAL NOW!

Comrades, there are MANY who have become rich, and even risen to fame, by the exploitation of the color African American black.

This must stop. We must root out this evil immediately.

I propose that Comrade President Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama issue an Executive Order banning the use of the color African American black except by actual blacks African Americans.

It's way past time to Stop The Hate, my progressive fellow travelers.

[quote="Ivan Betinov"]

DOWN WITH RACIST COAL MINERS IN BLACKFACE![/quote]

Comrade, you have brought up an excellent point. How can our country move FORWARD while the racist and Gaia-dsetructive coal mining culture persists? Behold the face(s) of white privilege that will engage in back-breaking and dangerous labor just to carry out their racially insensitive jokes.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

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Comrades, there are MANY who have become rich, and even risen to fame, by the exploitation of the color African American black.

This must stop. We must root out this evil immediately.

I propose that Comrade President Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama issue an Executive Order banning the use of the color African American black except by actual blacks African Americans.

It's way past time to Stop The Hate, my progressive fellow travelers.

Comrade, I fixed it.

KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Comrade, I fixed it.

Definitely an improvement, but why stop there?

Dedhedvedev wrote:As you travel on through life, comrade,
Whatever be your goal
Keep your eye upon the donut solar panels and biofuels
And not upon the hole coal.

There. Much more pleasing to Dear Leader.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Comrade, I fixed it.

Definitely an improvement, but why stop there?

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If it's an AC/D situation for our LGBTQRSTUV WXYZ comrades, should not the people of the graphic be having butt-sex?

Tovarichi wrote:If it's an AC/D situation for our LGBTQRSTUV WXYZ comrades, should not the people of the graphic be having butt-sex?

Very insightful Comrade. Once someone korrekts the image Chicagograd teachers can use it as didactic material.

Our aggravators may want to be careful ... at several points the rethuglikkkans could have/still might assert that barry and joe have/continue to don the blackface, literally for The One; figuratively for The Other. HaHaHa! Like the rethugs know propoganda! HaHaHa .... Blamer THEM for a Moo-Mammy image ....