9/1/2013, 7:58 pm
Ah comrades, as if we needed any further evidence that we chose our leader wisely back in 2008. Whether it be his Nobel Peace Prize winning way, his re-setting of our relations with the peaceful Islamic world and Russia, to his wise and effective management of our economy and employment picture that has rebounded to record highs from the depths that Bush brought us, to providing Obama phones and free, efficient health care for everyone, Obama just rises above the rest of the world!
President Obama (PBUH) has once again garnered praise from all over the world these past few weeks with his wise hands on the wheel of state. Here are but some of the reviews he has received:
"Obama is a coward; it is obvious that he does not want to attack and is looking for reinforcement [for this approach]. It is hard to believe that after Congress turns down his request, he will go on an operation like this on his own, without support from the international community, without the support of public opinion and without Congress,” the source said. The sources added that US vacillation means that Israel will probably have to take action on its own against Iran's nuclear weapons project.
"He who talks a lot doesn't act," said Souad, a Damascus resident, mocking US President Barack Obama as a "coward" for delaying a decision to attack the Syrian regime.
"Obama is a coward. He didn't strike because he knows that our President Bashar (al-Assad) is all-powerful," said the employee of nationality electricity firm Ferdaws, in the northeast of the capital.
"He was like an actor taking part in a play being shown to the American people," staunch government supporter Hassan Azzam, 73, said of Obama."I saw him, he was trembling like a leaf as he spoke, he seemed really troubled," said Azzam...
Many in Damascus shared Azzam's view that the president of the world's most powerful army decided not to act because he feared the reaction of Assad's allies, notably Iran. "(The Iranians) really intended to strike Israel... and Obama backed down because he knew that in response (to US strikes on Syria) Israel would be wiped off the map," said Azzam.
"Obama? Who is he anyway," joked Ali, 18."If he wanted to strike, he would have done it one hour,"
"I didn't listen to Obama," said Line, wearing a mini-skirt, big sun glasses, and pink nail varnish. "That doesn't interest me. Today I'm just hanging out at the pool," she said carelessly. "Look at my friend, she came from Lebanon to witness the air strikes and they haven't happened," laughed Mirna, wearing a bikini and sipping coffee at the side of the pool.
"As David Cameron hid behind parliament, so Obama wants to hide behind the US Congress," the young Russian woman added.
I could go on comrades, the world is in awe as you can imagine. It just makes one proud doesn't it comrades? Wait....yes....there is that warm tingle going down my leg again!