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9/2/2013, 11:54 am
El Presidente
While surfing the web this morning I came across
this article. It seems as though one of the Cube contributors has moved up in the world. I can only assume he is being honored for his tireless efforts to spread the gospel of socialism to the uneducated masses.
Congratulations, Red Walrus. You are an inspiration to us all.
9/2/2013, 12:06 pm
El Presidente
NEWS UPDATE
Apparently Red Walrus was not feeling well. All was ok, however, after Super-Vlad laid hands on him.
9/2/2013, 1:17 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
I am thinking Comrade Put was working a distraction to distract . . . walrus is part of a favorite Russian receipt. Of course, that could be a rumor.
9/2/2013, 1:21 pm
Red Walrus
Well thank you Comrade Presidente,
Yes it is true. Super Commissar Putin rushed in as soon as he heard the news of my common cold near death experience and crushed the grim reaper.
Well I am off to France in search of the evil portrait artist who so cowardly painted a picture of my best friend in a pink nighty . . . blasphemy I say! https://dailycaller.com/2013/08/28/not-amused-russians-confiscate-portrait-of-panty-clad-putin/
9/2/2013, 2:25 pm
Vladimir_Scratchanitch
Putin for Prez of USSA!
I like his propaganda lots more than the Obamination playing golf. (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/31/obama-goes-golfing-after-deciding-on-syria-military-strike/)
Putin is just an all-around lots nicer guy. Not an ignorant asshole communistsocialist "gospel of democracy," equal rights, the "living" constitution etc. like Obama!
Please. I am exhausted from trying to stay in the center of "politically correct"!
9/2/2013, 2:42 pm
Captain Craptek
Gesture of Lasting Friendship
9/2/2013, 3:18 pm
Marshal Pupovich
El Presidente wrote:While surfing the web this morning I came across this article. It seems as though one of the Cube contributors has moved up in the world. I can only assume he is being honored for his tireless efforts to spread the gospel of socialism to the uneducated masses
Comrade, I must make one correction. Spreading the "gospel of socialism" is the last thing the Party wishes to be credited with. Rather we spread the "gospel of democracy," equal rights, the "living" constitution etc. As you no doubt understand by now, we have proven that weak socialism can only be overcome by strong communism. But this knowledge is not to be shared with the uneducated masses.....how can they remain uneducated if we were to share these things? This is why we do not credit socialism for the outstanding successes we have had expanding the economy, increasing employment and health care. No, that is why we call it "the New Normal."
9/2/2013, 6:33 pm
Anyer Marx
I think we know the original model for the portraiture also ....
9/2/2013, 7:13 pm
Chairman Meow
Not to brag, but I had the recent honor of meeting our Dear Leader and he cured my scrofula with his touch.
9/2/2013, 8:10 pm
El Presidente
Another photo reveals the commitment of yet another Cube regular.
9/2/2013, 8:58 pm
Anyer Marx
El Presidente wrote:Another photo reveals the commitment of yet another Cube regular.
We must remind the volunteers that "pinning" is really only for beings that actually wear clothes. Superfluous, yes, but helpful for hanging O'buttons. I am confident that the volunteer whose hand is pictured reciprocated with master squirrel by offering a free bite of his/her/its nuts and/or trail mix. As I understand it, the its nuts are the best....
9/2/2013, 10:43 pm
Red Walrus
After reaching France to locate and denounce the evil St. Petersburg portrait artist, my satellite phone was confiscated by French airport workers which lead to a scuffle and my temporary detainment for questioning. Subsequently, Comrade Putin lost contact with me, yet i saw a brief television news story, where Vlad (bff) is doing an excellent job of describing my appearance to a top KGB sketch man. If anyone can reach The Kremlin, let him know I'm OK, would you please? He's very worried, I can see it in his eyes.
9/2/2013, 11:11 pm
Comrade Putout
[color=#C0392B]Anyer Marx[/color] was being very kind but modest when he wrote:I think we know the original model for the portraiture also...
I am surprised you removed yourself from the image?!
(BTW - I have never looked so awesome... thank you kind sir!)
9/2/2013, 11:32 pm
Captain Craptek
Anyer Marx shows he's never seen me venture to the hood when he wrote:El Presidente wrote:Another photo reveals the commitment of yet another Cube regular.
We must remind the volunteers that "pinning" is really only for beings that actually wear clothes. Superfluous, yes, but helpful for hanging O'buttons. I am confident that the volunteer whose hand is pictured reciprocated with master squirrel by offering a free bite of his/her/its nuts and/or trail mix. As I understand it, the its nuts are the best....
I have been known to wear people stuff when necessary -
9/3/2013, 12:08 am
Red Walrus
Comrade Squirrel, I need the name of your tailor. Does it, he, she have sizes 20xxxx for us larger boned comrades?
9/3/2013, 1:40 am
El Presidente
It seems as though comrade Walrus's kinship with Vladimir is deeper than initially suspected.
9/3/2013, 10:51 am
Red Walrus
9/3/2013, 10:55 pm
Captain Craptek
El Presidente wrote:It seems as though comrade Walrus's kinship with Vladimir is deeper than initially suspected.
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Comrade El Presidente,
