9/2/2013, 10:35 pm
The State Security Department Secretary-General, Comrade John ‘Ivan the Terrible' Kerry, has announced that the USSA's oldest ally, the French Socialist Republic, will join in its new ‘Organizing for Arabia' program in Syria.
Comrade Kerry praised the French, under the inspirational leadership of Obama ‘soul-mate' Comrade François Hollande, for being the lone nation brave enough to support a brighter future with Comrade President Mohammed Morsi as the new democratically-elected president of Syria. With ‘International Community Organizing' as the Party's foreign policy, we know that the French will provide the workers and peasants of the USSA a great deal of style while implementing World Socialism.
Many in the Party have remarked that the French not only have the renowned ‘French Foreign Legion', which has experienced many of modern warfare's most stinging losses, but the French also have shown the world how to ‘fashionably surrender.' This will come in handy if Comrade Chairman Obama follows through on his 2011 demand the Bashar al-Assad ‘must go' and USSA Combat Organizers are ordered to collectivize Syria.
In the meantime, Comrade Obama has ordered the People's Congress to deliberate his decision to deploy the ‘Organizing for Arabia' Fleet Group and come up with its own version of an agreement with his plan to agitate for Comrade Morsi's election. However, in the spirit of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat and the role of Comrade Obama in manifesting the Will of the People, Comrade Kerry stated that Comrade Obama will act even if the People's Congress fails in its duty to support the President.
Meanwhile, the French have promised to provide all the meals and entertainment for the duration of the event.
We salute the French for their support of Organizing for Arabia! Obama has assembled the greatest alliance in World History!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
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