The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, compadres and compatriots,

Our glorious Once- Waiting- To- Be- Commander- Numero- Threeo, Nancy Pelosi, is touting the the gloriousness of bombing our friends in Syria. After all, we must make our dear leader look like he is not the fool that so many are saying he is! -- and that can be done by starting a war, that will not be a war . . . I think that is what the Memo said, but I might not have the most Updated Memo of the day?

In any case, we at The People's Cube, must fall in line, to line up behind our dearest Nancy and support her stupid... "Bombing for Baghdad... " oops, no, that would be "Bombing for Bombing Sake"?? , . . . . . "Bombing for Barack!" Yes that is it!! Bumper sticker will be available a week from next Tuesday at the People's Toiletry and Internal Cleansing Boutique. (shop early and shop often - and save)

I will be sure to put it on my Yugo...

GOOD AND WELL DONE JOB, Comrade KrystynaKorrekted ..... I admire your progressive attitude. I am a bit on the curious side as to how you legally purchased said bumper sticker before official release date (?!) but I am sure all is above the board. (please disregard any IRS or EPA Agents who might appear at your personal abode.. I am trying to call them back, but we know how these things go, do we not)

Comrade Frau, I received the aforementioned bumper sticker as a reward for reporting a neighbor I correctly suspected was hoarding beets. Oh my, the agents are here now.... When did the IRS receive armored vehicles and M-16s???

Loyal, informative Comrade, be of no concern.... I have been informed directly from the White House (RACIST NAME!!) that there is nothing to be worried about. All IRS Agents carry a few weaponry for self protection from Tea peoples. Show them triple, photo ID's (perhaps a little cash monies) and they will move along to your 'neighbors' for true investigation!

It should be OK to come out of hiding.... just have that cash ready.

We have to drop the bombs to find out what's in them.

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:It should be OK to come out of hiding.... just have that cash ready.

Comrade Frau - thank you for your advice. After providing our incorruptible and jackbooted IRS special agents with some cash money and homemade beet vodka they moved on next door to deal with the REAL threat to our glorious Motherland.

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:. . . I think that is what the Memo said, but I might not have the most Updated Memo of the day?

You definitely need to be in equal possession of the Current Memo™, Comrade Fraulein, but I think you got the gist of it.

This just in - that Evil (and STUPID MEANY FACE) Rush Limbaugh is now claiming that the Syrian rebels did the gassing, and that the USSA knew beforehand.

D00d. RAAAAAAAAACCCIIIISSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:This just in - that Evil (and STUPID MEANY FACE) Rush Limbaugh is now claiming that the Syrian rebels did the gassing, and that the USSA knew beforehand.

D00d. RAAAAAAAAACCCIIIISSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How dare that cigar chomping conservative report anything that might throw a wrench in Dear Leader's plans?

Comrade Marx, I am very impressed.... DISAPPOINTED, at your interpenetration of our dearests of dear leaders. You might check to see if the IRS is nearing your home front... (they have NO sense of humor).
Who can be surprised that El RushboLimblah would suggest and report that the White House KNEW about the attack before hand?!! Why, that is like saying they knew what was going down in Benghazi!!! Has anyone asked where the WMD came from? And the weaponry came from dear leader??!! *^%$!!!never mind... there was some mis-transcription in the above!

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:Comrade Marx, I am very impressed.... DISAPPOINTED, at your interpenetration of our dearests of dear leaders. You might check to see if the IRS is nearing your home front... (they have NO sense of humor).

Comrade Fraulein, I assure you AND THE IRS that I was merely depicting our Glorious Leader's gloriously leading from the front in Zen warfare sanctions minor unpleasantries, where you must "be the bomb." And, I showed him with an appropriate array of participation medals....

Anyer Marx wrote:

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:Comrade Marx, I am very impressed.... DISAPPOINTED, at your interpenetration of our dearests of dear leaders. You might check to see if the IRS is nearing your home front... (they have NO sense of humor).

Comrade Fraulein, I assure you AND THE IRS that I was merely depicting our Glorious Leader's gloriously leading from the front in Zen warfare sanctions minor unpleasantries, where you must "be the bomb." And, I showed him with an appropriate array of participation medals....

OH, I am seeing now! Once I was blinded by the gloriousness of dear leader from behind, but the sky is clearing..... or something. ah, um, once again, disregard the men at your door with guns.... I am sure it is a mistake. (WHERE DID I PUT THAT PHONE NUMBER???!!!)

KrystynaKorrekted guessed wrong when she wrote:

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:It should be OK to come out of hiding.... just have that cash ready.

Comrade Frau - thank you for your advice. After providing our incorruptible and jackbooted IRS special agents with some cash money and homemade beet vodka they moved on next door to deal with the REAL threat to our glorious Motherland.

Comrade KrystynaKorrekted,

As you will soon learn, the Captain is more difficult to entrap than you first suspected. You have captured not me, but my brother Snit. (I learned this trick from R.O.C.K., Master of Deceit™) Things are never as they appear.

I, your humble nut gatherer, spend much of the summer months in my cabin retreat. And as you can see, I do not hoard The People's goods - rather, I direct the proles to the appropriate centers to gather their goodies.

Best of luck in future attempts.

Your pal,

Captain Craptek

Comrade Korrekted, if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's never trust/believe a squirrel.

They didn't make that "squirrelly" word up outta thin air, you know.

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Obama's Top Secret Coalition of Nations™

After all those scary years under the boot of the Bushitler, I finally feel safe & secure knowing that we have someone soooooo intelligent as Dear Leader thinking out all the possible consequences just to protect me. He cares.




RIP - FATHER PROG!
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Dedhedvedev wrote:We have to drop the bombs to find out what's in them.

And thanks to Comrade Shovel 4 U, now we know:
(But I still want a poster and war song for Comrade Dedhedvedev's catchy slogan.)

Shovel 4 U wrote:After all those scary years under the boot of the Bushitler, I finally feel safe & secure knowing that we have someone soooooo intelligent as Dear Leader thinking out all the possible consequences just to protect me. He cares.

THIS IS WAR COMRADES!
Benevolent Leader had declared that "there will be no boots on the ground" in Syria! However, as valiant Comrade Soldiers in Service To The People, we know that occasionally a few eggs have to be broken to prepare a delicious omelet. I tried one once with the egg still in the shell & let me tell you it wasn't as satisfying as one without shells. That being said, all Good Comrade Soldiers in the People' Cube Liberation Army should be prepared to deploy on the ground & since this is a chemical weapons environment, all must be prepared to use their State Issued Mark 69 Gas Masks! See instruction graphic below!

Che' Ramie wrote: ... all must be prepared to use their State Issued Mark 69 Gas Masks! See instruction graphic below!

Thank you, Comrade, but I already have extensive training as my litterbox is not cleaned as often as I like.[attachment=0]GASMASK.jpg[/attachment]

You indeed appear to be well trained in chem-warfare brave Chairman! I does appear that your mask is fitting well & snug although I might humbly suggest that you shave that kitty fur off your face for a more snug fit..jus' sayin'
Che' Ramie