"Let's face it," stated the anonymous highly placed source, "Vladimir Putin shouldn't be allowed to be a journalist, even in the NY Times, and our glorious Comrade President B. Husseinovich Obama is gonna put him in his place."
The source also pointed out that there was no truth to the alleged and obviously false story of Syrian rebels dismembering a young girl while she was still alive, and that the Al Qaeda rebels in Syria who the United States is supporting are of the finest and most upstanding moral character.
9/12/2013, 3:45 pm
Comrade Pistov
Ministry of NY Times Truth has the wrong end of Vlad's stake. Is just that Comrade Chairman Obama and Comrade Commissar Kerry have adopted Capitalist business solution their self inflicted P R problem. And Wall St. Journal dropped the red ball here. After all, this was simply a ham fisted attempt at what most Prole Comrades have inflicted upon them all the time; outsourcing. But since the result is pleasing to NY Times ideologists, is O K with the Politburo.
9/12/2013, 6:02 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
And now Little Meanie Pants al-Bashar Assad is telling our glorious Dear Leader that the deal is off if the U.S. doesn't stop arming the Al Qaeda rebels!
Who does he think he is?!? We can arm whomever we want to, including the people who attacked us on 9-11-01 and killed thousands of innocent American civilians, if we want to!
SO THERE!!!
9/12/2013, 6:47 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"...and then Vladimir said
and he didn't say he was sorry!"
9/12/2013, 7:26 pm
INGSOC
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:And now Little Meanie Pants al-Bashar Assad is telling our glorious Dear Leader that the deal is off if the U.S. doesn't stop arming the Al Qaeda rebels!
Who does he think he is?!? We can arm whomever we want to, including the people who attacked us on 9-11-01 and killed thousands of innocent American civilians, if we want to!
SO THERE!!!
Oops. Didn't see that one coming did we Barack.
This is going swimmingly!! What is Baghdad Bob doing these days? Carney is going to need some help!!
This has the potential to degrade into complete chaos very quickly.
There is no one at the ship's helm. The administration is literally so busy spinning that it seems to have no contingency plans in place and is entirely reactionary. The narrative is of paramount importance to them and it shows.
9/12/2013, 8:52 pm
Captain Craptek
All comrades must agitate to insure the best possible O'Legacy.™
9/12/2013, 10:16 pm
Red Walrus
we will not attack, we will capitulate to Super Putin and his second best friend Assad, and we will let Comrade Kerry continue with his fiery rhetoric and try to act less buffoonish. Dear Leader has everyone fooled. "In five days America will be fundamentally transformed" and by Lenin, he's almost 100% complete in that task. All Heil the Obama. If Comrade Obama plays the rest of his cards right, we should have another al queda run State in the middle east before you can say, Saul Alinsky. Glory be The OBAMA. Hoorah for the muslim brotherhood.
9/13/2013, 2:44 pm
Red Square
Tovarichi wrote:"...and then Vladimir said
and he didn't say he was sorry!"
Is this an archive footage of Glenn Beck at a more tender age? Like, three years ago?
9/13/2013, 5:21 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Praise Lenin for people like Liberal Chick! Why can't we all just get along? It's so progressive to see a young womyn like Liberal Chick doing all she can to help the oppressed Al Qaeda Brothers in Syria, in spite of what the stupid Teabaggers think.
9/13/2013, 7:52 pm
Captain Craptek
This is why I'm getting depressed...
9/13/2013, 8:19 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Captain Craptek wrote:This is why I'm getting depressed...
And that's why God made tequila :)
9/13/2013, 10:00 pm
Ivan Betinov
God did not make tequila. Or chihuahuas.
9/13/2013, 10:13 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Sez you, who's been floating in old vodka for who knows how long!
