The People's Cube - Political Satire

**9/12/2013, 8:23 pm**

Comrades, compadres and compatriots,

Our First Lady of Busy-bodiness has shown the world how smart she really, reeally is.

Our own Mama MO has stupefied all by making her announcement that the peoples must be drinking water and more water!

After being First Lady for less than 6 year, our glorious Mrs. O has been Professionalized . . . unbeknownst to anyone, she has received two official Unofficial Degrees in Food Nutrition of the Boring Kind and now another in Drinking Water: Is It For You?

We, the little people, are now to be twerking.... twitting... Twittering tweety messages of: #DrinkH2O for Mrs O!

As we are already know, Professor Mama MO is against cookies, candy, hamburgers, hot doggies, french fries (and a lot of other goodies), which are to be confiscated on sight (being forewarned is being with forearms.... are, whatever). However, bars of granola, dried hay and air dried grasses are on her "OK!" list, so please enjoy. ( Lobster is also on Professor Michelle's list of goodies to consume -- but I am thinking that is only for the elite of the Elite, yes?)

My greatest news of great joy is, you too can now receive your official Unofficial Degree just like the ones Professor Mama MO created. . . received!

With a small donation in the 6 digits, made to one of Professor MO's favorite charities (that would be herself, dear leader, her bank account in any of 4 counties, her savings accounts in any of 4 countries) you can receive your Degree in . . . whatever you want!!

After your check, credit card or pay pal has been approved and passed inspection by the IRS, EPA, CIA, FBI and herself personally, you will be receiving your official Unofficial Degree of your choosing. (please allow 32 to 80 weeks for processing)

**please note that the police, FBI, CIA, EPA, IRS or Prof. Mama Mo searching for "unacceptable food products" or "lack of water" in the gulag cafeteria, is only "temporary".

**9/12/2013, 9:10 pm**

Comrade Fraulein,

I'm surprised Mrs Mo hasn't received her PhD in gastroenterology yet. Surely, she is most qualified.

**9/12/2013, 10:25 pm**

Moomoo gonna like this one . . . and it's 75% water.

**9/12/2013, 11:51 pm**

Julia drinks Recycles Water, because now that she has Obamacare she can't afford bottled water anymore.

**9/13/2013, 5:22 am**

**9/13/2013, 7:51 am**

**9/13/2013, 8:03 am**

Comrades I am very impressed that Prof. MO will be very impressed with your campaign ads!!

I have been ordered.... given instructions to give Honorary Degree of accomplishment for your work!!
(I understand your excitement and please do not forget to Forward your 'donation' to Prof. MO's Office immediately)

**9/13/2013, 8:35 am**

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote: I have been ordered.... given instructions to give Honorary Degree of accomplishment for your work!!

Thank you, Comrade. My accomplishments, whatever the hell they are, have finally been recognized!

**9/13/2013, 2:20 pm**

Glorious Comrade Chairman, we at pleased to see you going around... above the call of duty, in you duty to endorse our dearest of dear leaders and his FirstHorse Lady of Our Obamanation. Next thing we know, you will be endorsing water!

**9/13/2013, 2:57 pm**

The Thirst Lady's official theme music shall now be "Michelle My Well."

**9/13/2013, 3:30 pm**

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The image from Red Walrus reminded me of an old Kenyan proverb:

A lobster in hand is worth a pant load of crabs.
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**9/13/2013, 5:31 pm**

Comrade Putout wrote:.
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The image from Red Walrus reminded me of an old Kenyan proverb:

A lobster in hand is worth a pant load of crabs.

I am sure Her Royal Thighness would eat both.

**9/13/2013, 10:29 pm**

There was a dark time, a time before Mo, when people forgot to drink.....uh....water.
Let us not be driven back to those dark days by the reactionary rethugs ever again.

**9/13/2013, 11:07 pm**

Yes, the storing of water is important too. The city has its reservoir, the hiker his canteen, the camel his hump, and Mama Mo her, er......Well, you get the point.

**9/14/2013, 12:21 am**

Oh my yes, dear Fraulein,

I have heard of this. It would seem that Pepsi Co., whose logo Dear Oleander used as a template for his campaign (very subliminal), stands to make quite a profit from this campaign. No?

DRINK MORE WATER! DRINK A WHOLE BUNCH! STAY HYDRATED, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT THIRSTY! (For the children, of course. Oh yeah, and your own health. Heh, heh)

**9/14/2013, 1:02 am**

Comrade Pamalinsky, now that my medical insurance cost has gone up, I can't afford those anymore.

- Julia

**9/14/2013, 1:16 am**

**9/14/2013, 1:17 am**

"'Drinking campaign?' I'm in!"

Krusty the Clown

**9/14/2013, 6:12 pm**

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Pamalinsky, now that my medical insurance cost has gone up, I can't afford those anymore.

- Julia

No problemo Comrade R.O.C.K.!

Comrade Montezuma, well known for his revenge, and now one of Dear Oleander's appointments for HHS (he'll fit him in somewhere) recommends a simple remedy for "questionable" water:

"Just boil your tap water for a few minutes and you're all set! You can even apply this solution to muddy water you may find in your own back yard, or elsewhere." He also said: "Silly Seniors, stop your 'belly achin', Montezuma was a 'terrific guy'." (same thing every lib I know said about Clinton, verbatim)

I dunno about you, Comrade R.O.C.K., what with your being a musician and all, but, I see a fugue of furtive fudging fulminating.

Maybe it's just me.

**9/14/2013, 6:26 pm**

Comrade Pam, please do bear in mind that I was only passing along Julia's message.

I, myself, drink only beet vodka.

**9/14/2013, 6:31 pm**

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Pamalinsky, now that my medical insurance cost has gone up, I can't afford those anymore.

- Julia

Gosh, I guess I took too long to edit this. I didn't realize I may have submitted it. I never pressed the sacrosanct"Submit" button.

So, here it is:

No problemo Comrade R.O.C.K.!

Comrade Montezuma, well known for his revenge, and now one of Dear Oleander's appointments for HHS (he'll fit him in somewhere) recommends a simple remedy for "questionable" water:

"Just boil your tap water for a few minutes and you're all set! You can even apply this solution to muddy water you may find in your own back yard, or elsewhere." He also said: "Silly Seniors, stop your 'belly achin', Montezuma was a 'terrific guy'." (same thing every lib I know said about Clinton, verbatim)

I dunno about you, Comrade R.O.C.K., what with your being a musician and all, but, I see a fugue of furtive fudging fulminating. (I am very proud of this shameless alliteration)

Maybe it's just me.

Before I forget, I also wanted to mention the time I visited Mexico City. I was so thirsty I burst into my hotel room and immediately grabbed a drink from the faucet. Realizing what I had done, despite warnings, I spit it out. Didn't even swallow.

I still got Montezuma's Revenge two weeks later. Bigtime. Just sayin'.

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**9/14/2013, 6:49 pm**

Comrade R.O.C.K. - we all are appreciating the People's Beet Vodka. Is there any other kind?? . . . like Russo-Baltique Vodka or DIVA Premium Vodka? I am thinking not. I have not even heard of them!

But the newest daily Memo from Prof. MO is saying, we must be drinking w a t e r. It is best to drink the recycling water from the Peoples toiletry area . . . or other Official Approved Water Spots. I am hoping to see the People's people doing their share of consumption. (investigations will start Monday morning in the a.m., I am told. Being forewarned is being with forearms!)

yum, but........................

this is better by decree!!

**9/14/2013, 9:40 pm**

Comrade ROCK,

I have taken the liberty of properly arranging the plumbing to provide Julia with the water she so richly deserves. I believe the flower will be happier as well. (I offer plumbing and screen door repair lessons if you wish to partake)

**9/14/2013, 10:58 pm**

And here we see, yet again, the generosity of America's First Family, as they donate their used water from the White House to be recycled and used by the common people!

**9/14/2013, 11:18 pm**

**9/15/2013, 9:20 am**

**9/15/2013, 10:20 am**

Pamalinsky wrote:
Comrade Montezuma, well known for his revenge, and now one of Dear Oleander's appointments for HHS (he'll fit him in somewhere) recommends a simple remedy for "questionable" water:

"Just boil your tap water for a few minutes and you're all set! You can even apply this solution to muddy water you may find in your own back yard, or elsewhere." He also said: "Silly Seniors, stop your 'belly achin', Montezuma was a 'terrific guy'." (same thing every lib I know said about Clinton, verbatim)

Be aware, however, that muddy water in back yard makes back yard into official wetlands. To collect water for boiling, you must first obtain permit from appropriate federal, state, county, and municipal agencies, as well as Corps (pronounced "corpse") of Engineers, SEIU, AFSCME, and appropriate plumbing and construction unions.

Meanwhile, vodka or beer (from People's Republic of China) will do. Tequila is chancy. PETA does not approve of worm at bottom of bottle.

**9/15/2013, 12:43 pm**

RedDiaperette wrote:Be aware, however, that muddy water in back yard makes back yard into official wetlands. To collect water for boiling, you must first obtain permit from appropriate federal, state, county, and municipal agencies, as well as Corps (pronounced "corpse") of Engineers, SEIU, AFSCME, and appropriate plumbing and construction unions.

Meanwhile, vodka or beer (from People's Republic of China) will do. Tequila is chancy. PETA does not approve of worm at bottom of bottle.

Comradette, I am for hereby thanking you for these words of progressive wisdom and Current Truth™, especially as concerning the backyard wetlands. Not only are permits required, it is also important to remember that you may have non-eagle endangered species living in/on your wetland (eagles are no longer considered an issue, as wind farms have chopped most of them into eagle burger).

Also, while tequila is indeed chancy, I can recommend, without reservation, Comrade Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo Tequila, and especially the Anejo version. Mr. Hagar can't drive 55. And, as I've mentioned here before, the tequila comes with a special warning song.

**9/15/2013, 2:38 pm**

Comrade R.O.C.K.!

Sorry for jumping over your reference to Julia. However, she is but a symbol of all of us, what with her non-face and all. We're all the same donchaknow.

Sammy Hagar is right! Whenever I have attended a party where Margaritas are served and consumed, the host asks everyone "Should I make another pitcher?" The answer is always a resounding "YEAH!" And, I do mean resounding.

**9/16/2013, 6:55 am**

Comrades, I don't know about you but all these PSA's coming from Mooch's Let's Bowel Movement campaign have greatly enriched the quality of my life. So much so - I don't think I could even go on living without them. Did you see the Bushitler caring about these things. Well did you?????

**9/16/2013, 8:57 am**

**9/16/2013, 1:46 pm**

OBLIGITORY BOURGEOUS LARGE BREASTED WOMAN

**9/16/2013, 2:45 pm**

Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:Comrades, I don't know about you but all these PSA's coming from Mooch's Let's Bowel Movement campaign have greatly enriched the quality of my life. So much so - I don't think I could even go on living without them. Did you see the Bushitler caring about these things. Well did you?????

You do realize, Comrade Gulag, that such "breathing" will cause an increase in CO2 levels, thereby leaving a carbon footprint that is beyond our control?

We can't have that! No! We need to control EVERYTHING! Especially breathing. Forget H2O drinking, what a joke! More H2O consumption just increases our CO2 output. It's the actual breathing that is the problem. Duh!

Get with the progrom/program, Man!

A very good way to implement population control. No?

**9/16/2013, 2:54 pm**

Comrade Booshay tapped to lead Comrade MO's Campaign of Heavy Drinking!

He knows High Quality Marxist-Leninist H2O when he sees it!

**9/16/2013, 4:09 pm**

[color=#C0392B]Che' Ramie[/color] was overlooking his own problem with water when he wrote:
OBLIGITORY BOURGEOUS LARGE BREASTED WOMAN

Perhaps you should stop drinking water?!

**9/16/2013, 4:15 pm**

Marxist-Leninist AgitProp is thirsty work Comrade PutOut!
I must admit that drinking Socialist H2O definitely has it's advantages!

**9/23/2013, 7:01 pm**

H20, H20 everywhere, and not a drop to drink!

Drink Pepsi instead while gazing at it's logo. Trust me, you'll be fine.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

Michelle Obama Launches Her Drinking Campaign!

Moomoo gonna like this one . . . and it's 75% water.