9/18/2013, 3:34 pm
The Wunderlich Family - Notorious Religious and Educational Criminals
Great news, comrades and kameraden! The progressive and enlightened state of Germany has taken steps to eradicate its land of the international menace of parent directed education – in other words, the Homeschool Question.
On August 29, 2013, at 8:00am, armed police and social workers raided the Wunderlich home in Darmstadt, and heroically rescued four state wards, aged 7-14, from the evil designs of their parental units. Armed force was necessary, according to Judge Koenig of Darmstadt, because the children may have “adopted the parents' opinions” in regard to homeschooling.
Homeschool families throughout Europe have been put on notice by this bold state intervention to protect the Children™ from such cruelties as beatings, neglect, child prostitution, and being taught by their parents.
The defensive argument put forth by the parents invites international ridicule. These notorious religious criminals felt they had a “right” to educate “their” children! Ha! “Their” children? Such a claim brings derisive laughter from across the fruited collective.
Trouble began when the parents defied the state authorities and insisted on imprisoning their children for extensive sessions of religious and educational brainwashing. When parents become so deluded that they think they are entitled to educate their children, they have clearly overstepped the bounds laid down by the state. Only the state has the expertise and the compassion to instruct children in correct opinions, and the sooner dysfunctional parents get that through their heads, the better.
Well, isn't it time we got on board with Germany?
In the backward state of America where rampant homeschooling has been the norm since the Bush years, acts of terrorism and violent crime have been on the increase. Today, you never know when you're going to be assaulted by some crazed homeschooler toting an AR-15 shotgun. The least we can do is contact our progressive brothers in the Struggle for the Common Good™ and congratulate them roundly for their decisive action in making examples of the Wunderlich family.
Perhaps one day, say Next Tuesday, parents in this nation will know their place, and we will see the plague of homeschooling uprooted with children thinking approved thoughts in unison.
In the backward state of America where rampant homeschooling has been the norm since the Bush years, acts of terrorism and violent crime have been on the increase. Today, you never know when you're going to be assaulted by some crazed homeschooler toting an AR-15 shotgun. The least we can do is contact our progressive brothers in the Struggle for the Common Good™ and congratulate them roundly for their decisive action in making examples of the Wunderlich family.
Perhaps one day, say Next Tuesday, parents in this nation will know their place, and we will see the plague of homeschooling uprooted with children thinking approved thoughts in unison.
