The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, raise your glass in salute to our own Ivan Betinov! He is being scanned and used as the testbed for mankind. What the world learns from comrade brain in a jug will affect publishing industries, film industries, Al Gore's interwebs, pharmaceutical industry, and of course green energy for The Children™.

I'm proud to call him a comrade in the quest for Next Tuesday, and I'd shake his hand if I only knew which jar it is in.

I, too, raise my glass (after pouring a little into Brain in Jar's jar) in salute to said brain's dedication to the Good of Man(andWomyn)kind!

Hmmm, maybe that's why he changes the jar's fluid so much?

Alls I can say is that Voon chick has a great set of knockers.

The 19 "subjects" of the study were recruited from former President Clinton's secretary and intern pools.

While I too applaud (and drink to) Comrade Betinov's sacrifices for science, I must insist that the alleged "pornography" be published along with the study results so that the "pornography" might be verified. This may well have been a study conducted by some right-wing-prudish organization which simply got hold of and used some of Comrade Putout's innocent though uplifting vacation pictures.

Further, I would submit that the problem here is not the "pornography," but rather, this ventral striatum. Some way must be devoloped to eliminate this "reward centre" part of the brain involved in processing reward and motivation <spit> while enhancing the "pleasure" capabilities so needed for vote-buying

I have found what Comrade Peeky as been peeking at -- I am not sure I am impressed with his ingenuity... or taste?

Comrades,

Though well deserved praise should be showered on Ivan's efforts and sacrifices to advance scientific research in this area let us remember he could not do this alone. Luckily Ivan's lab assistant was more than happy to lend a hand in the name of science.

Anyer Marx wrote:

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I am remembering back a long time ago when mah wife Ethel was a young lass that I thought she had some notable points worthy of paying attention to...


And then I try to remember back to the sort of things she would say to me....

All I can remember now sounds like Charlie Brown's mother.

Why does this thread have me thinking
about riding Miley Cyrus like a monkey?
Help me, Comrades.

Gentlemen HALL obviously needs a publicist and film crew.