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10/1/2013, 10:58 pm
Krasnodar
Fortunately. the vodka wagon entered the gates yesterday afternoon. Just in time !
btw: The government wagon driver unhitched the horses and has elected to stay with his delivery while we dutifully lighten the wagon's load. So come down behind tractor shed #2 and
share in our aimless and drifting sorrows over an aimless and drifting non-functional Federal government.
SLAVA !
10/1/2013, 11:14 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade, I'm already a couple shots of the People's Tequila to the wind, but I'll be right there.
It's been a day.
10/2/2013, 12:11 am
Che' Ramie
Comrade! I only drink Strelnokof! It is made from only the finest of quality beets! But I shall bring a few cases that I have obtained on the black market at People's Store #66! See you behind the shed soon! Broast!
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10/2/2013, 7:27 am
Dedhedvedev
When it comes to relief of our collective pain, wouldn't a "preparation" that comes in a tube be more appropriate?
10/2/2013, 8:12 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Clearly the delivery man is essential to federal operations as he is still working. Operating such a machine must require he be st least a GS 13, to manage such responsibility.
10/2/2013, 10:40 am
RedDiaperette
One hopes the unhitched horses will escape before they become food for starving masses.
10/2/2013, 10:40 am
Krasnodar
Well, Comrade T.... " GS 13 " passed out last night inside the outhouse.
And I'm gonna' tell ya'........nobody's going in after him.
10/2/2013, 8:34 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Comrades, we have it good. You know who's going to get fried faster than the chef that tried to offer a healthy meal to Moochele?
the poor slob that decreed the golf courses at Andrews AFB and Ft. Belvoir are "non-essential" federal entities (now closed) requiring Dear Leader (PBUH) to FLY to another town to golf on taxpayer dime. Someone collect the contact data for next of kin...
https://www.whitehousedossier.com/2013/ ... cancelled/
10/2/2013, 9:13 pm
Captain Craptek
If non-essential government types are excused, why hasn't congress left town?
