The People's Cube - Political Satire

Even in the dark and terror-filled days of Government shutdown (brought on entirely by the GOP despite the best efforts of Harry Reid, President Obama, and John McCain) the Party and the Party Security Forces remain ever vigilant against disruptive elements.

On special orders from Party Central Headquarters at the White House, agents of the National Park Security Apparat have moved against the "Occupy Lake Mead" group, squatters who have not only moved on to Federal Land (as if ALL land ultimately does not belong to the state), but have in fact BUILT HOUSES on it! Bear Witness to these Enemies of the People!

The government shutdown is being felt close to home for some locals. They
say they're being forced out of private homes on Lake Mead because they sit on federal land.

Joyce Spencer is 77-years-old and her husband Ralph is 80. They've been spending most of their time in the family ice cream store since going home isn't an option.

The Spencers never expected to be forced out of their Lake Mead home, which they've owned since the 70s, but on Thursday, a park ranger said they had 24 hours to get out.

Behold! The swift and righteous mighty hand of Obama has smitten the lawless! HOW DARE THEY BUILT A HOME?

The Stewart's Point home sits on federal land, so even though the Spencers own their cabin outright, they're not allowed in until the government reopens.

Home ownership is ONLY for Party Officials, you damned Kulaks!

Park officials said property owners can visit only to retrieve belongings; they sent Action News a statement which reads in part, "Unfortunately overnight stays are not permitted until a budget is passed and the park can reopen."

Because the Fourth Amendment only applies to Administration Officials under investigation.

Oh the outrage! Who do these Neo-Kulaks think they are?!? It's Our property and what We say goes!!!

Ahem.... (*Unless you have the proper Party Approved badge.)

Signed,

Commissar Red Rooster
(*Still enjoying his Government Provided Dacha*)

Next, EPA will forbid breathing on federal property because breathing uses government air space and releases dreaded carbon dioxide into same. Now statement to kulak occupiers will say:

...property owners can visit only to retrieve belongings; they sent Action News a statement which reads in part, "Unfortunately staying overnight or breathing on the premises is not permitted until a budget is passed and the park can reopen."