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10/9/2013, 1:07 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Dear Leader is right to "withdraw" from Afghanistan. It seems that Marines have taken matters into their own hands and are overloading the facilities. If only the Rethuglikkans would negotiate, such issues could be overcome...
10/9/2013, 1:14 pm
Fraulein Frankenfeinstein
10/9/2013, 1:24 pm
Red Square
They're only
masturbating for peace... Is that too much to ask?
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10/9/2013, 1:30 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Hand to gland combat takes practice to "pull off" properly...
10/9/2013, 1:45 pm
RedDiaperette
Do not mock. In public schools, these young peoples have been trained in technique since kindergarten. We should clap applaud their use of school skills in later life. Indeed, they appear to be handling themselves their skills quite well.
10/9/2013, 2:46 pm
Capt. Commie
Maybe they should stop training them how to use their "guns" in boot camp, no? [album]
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10/9/2013, 3:12 pm
KrystynaKorrekted
Perhaps, instead of punitive measures, they can just hang pictures of Helen Thomas in the Obama Presidential Library replicas porta potties...
10/9/2013, 3:40 pm
RedDiaperette
KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Perhaps, instead of punitive measures, they can just hang pictures of Helen Thomas in the Obama Presidential Library replicas porta potties...
This might cause stoppages and blockages of another sort. It would be kinder to waterboard.
10/9/2013, 3:49 pm
KrystynaKorrekted
RedDiaperette wrote:KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Perhaps, instead of punitive measures, they can just hang pictures of Helen Thomas in the Obama Presidential Library replicas porta potties...
It would be kinder to waterboard.
We haven't done that since the savage days of the BusHitler Dark Ages. I believe it is a dying art.
10/9/2013, 9:55 pm
Captain Craptek
All the more reason to engineer and recruit the androgynous New Man™!
Behold:
10/10/2013, 12:18 pm
Red Menace
Proper training in hand to hand combat must be performed by an expert. After all, they are lethal weapons!
10/10/2013, 4:53 pm
KOOK
Problem:
Marines Masturbating in Afghanistan
Problem Solved: Afghanistan Anti-Masturbation Marine Porta-Potties
--KOOK
10/12/2013, 7:23 pm
Che' Ramie
10/13/2013, 8:06 pm
Red Square
RedDiaperette wrote:Do not mock. In public schools, these young peoples have been trained in technique since kindergarten. We should clap applaud their use of school skills in later life. Indeed, they appear to be handling themselves their skills quite well.
You comment reminded me of a book by a comrade prog Robert Fulghum, "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten." Here's a visual. I wonder if Michelle Obama may be interested in a campaign to prevent illness caused by bodily fluid discharge on the floor as pictured below.
The same Robert Fulghum is the author of a famous quote popularized on thousands of bumper stickers:
"It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber."
Figures.
10/14/2013, 7:52 am
Ivan Betinov
All I really need to know I learned by becoming a cynical old bastard.
10/15/2013, 6:34 am
Che' Ramie
