The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, compadres and compatriots, and less than Comrades:

Majority Leader of Arsonist, Blackmailers, Terrorists and Jihadist, Rethuglican John Boehner, was caught red handed committing a hostage taking act in Washington D.C. yesterday!

Here is undeniable proof of his actives. Bonehead is seen dragging off a poor innocent pup, probably belonging to an innocent Democrat. He is dragging him off to Obama knows where! (sniffle sniffle)

These jihadist- terrorist- hostage taking actives by the Rethuglicans must stop. They are giving honest jihadist, terrorist and hostage takers a bad name!

Plus, this is no way to negotiate with our dear leader, who said he is "willing to talk about anything" after he gets what his way -- which makes perfect, fair sense, does it not?

Write, call and email your Congress persons and tell him or her to "Stop Boehner's Hostage Jihadist Activities!" (bumper sticker to be available in the People's Toaster Repair and Gastric Bypass Shop a week from next Tuesday).

I'm sure that Democrats will be no doubt using their special tarot cards, main stream media types or some past life regressions to combat a nation that has gone totally insane. These Republican types never cease to amaze me the way they allow their lives to be ruled in some mystical belief system with no basis on reality or social science that Democrats for years have successfully imposed…and to think that these nut jobs are running all around Washington....spit.....spit

Alas, alas for poor pup, US Federal Bureau of Disabled Minority Kittens (and Puppies)™ has been shut down because of Rethuglikkkan refusal to bow to Dear Leader negotiate.