10/11/2013, 6:56 am
Well it is painfully clear that the National Park Service is no longer a servant of the people. Because of the shutdown, they have been brought under Dear Leader Comrade President's umbrella of socialism and now serve the glorious state!
The new name National Socialist Park Service, seems very fitting seeing as they have adopted brownshirt tactics of throwing people out of privately owned homes and businesses, barrycading the people's parks, and are keeping tourists locked up in their hotels. Meanwhile the country continues to accept party propaganda and blame it all on the Jews evil rethuglikkkans.
The politburo that oversees the National Socialist Park Service has also been renamed the National Socialist Department Administering Parks or NSDAP.
It is like the late 1930's and early 1940s all over again.