10/14/2013, 6:00 pm
I am a Soviet Amerikan!
You can take the pledge too!
Stand up against the evil forces of capitalism that want to force the unwashed masses to get a job and care for themselves!
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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, OSAE HSL OO TEC
- I promised to blindly follow Dear Leader, General Secretary and President for Life B. Hussain Obama.
- I promise support Dear Leader's agenda to to destroy Amerika's evil, imperialistic capitalist economic system and replace it with a more socially just system of "Wealth Redistribution".
- I will shout down all of Dear Leader's counter-revolutionary enemies. I will call them names, like Tea Baggers, Republican neanderthals, mean spirited, cold hearted and uncompassionate.
- I will work with State Run Media (ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN) to hide Dear Leader's rare mistake and make it look like the evil Tea-Bagger's fault.
- I will promote the Socialist economic system eventhough it has failed every where attempted. A century of failure proves nothing! Amerikan Socialism is different!!! It WILL work!!!
- I support printing more money, then raising taxes. Debt over™! Problem solved!
- I will smuggly declare my moral superiority because I care!
- I will work diligently for Dear Leader Obama's 2016 Re-Election campaign!
You can take the pledge too!
Stand up against the evil forces of capitalism that want to force the unwashed masses to get a job and care for themselves!
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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev, OSAE HSL OO TEC
