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Over at the people's Daily Kos, in the fine tradition of Pravda of the most beloved and dearly departed (Progressive) Soviet Union, traitor to the people Tirge Caps has gone and let the secret out on the greatest Socialist program that has ever been implemented.

Kos Diarist Gets ObamaCare Bill: 'What the Hell Kind of Reform Is This?'

"My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be. Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150. We have a high deductible. We are generally healthy people who don't go to the doctor often. I barely ever go. The insurance is in case of a major catastrophe.

Well, now, because of Obamacare, my wife's rate is gong to $302 per month and mine is jumping to $284.

I am canceling insurance for us and I am not paying any f'ing penalty. What the hell kind of reform is this?

Oh, ok, if we qualify, we can get some government assistance. Great. So now I have to jump through another hoop to just chisel some of this off. And we don't qualify, anyway, so what's the point?"

We of course are talking about Obamacare [sometimes referred to as the ‘ACA' by those who do not wish to give proper credit to our Dear Liar, Obama the most excellent himself]

These kinds of traitorous acts cannot go unpunished!

We must all must do whatever we can to make sure that the incredibly awesome Obamacare is a success!

So what if Obama Lied and you can't keep your plan if you like it. We must go Forward!
So what if Obama Lied and you have to pay more (much more) for an inferior product. We must go Forward!
So what if Obama Lied and you have to pay a much higher deductible. We must go Forward!
So what if you can't find out what a plan will cost unless you provide your life story. We must go Forward!
So what if you have provide your life story with no expectation of privacy. We must go Forward!
So what if you have provide your life story to criminals that will steal you identity. We must go Forward!

We must go Forward to the wonderful world of Next Tuesday, where comrades will link arms and live in wonderful Progressive Socialist harmony for ever more!

That is all, must now go and tend beat crop.

Go to the Daily Kos and read the responses to his post. The Libs are turning on poor Tirge like piranha!

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How to deal with dissident enemies of the people during Obama's Cultural Revolution over at the Daily Kos.

Comrade Tirge Caps wrote:Oh, ok, if we qualify, we can get some government assistance. Great. So now I have to jump through another hoop to just chisel some of this off. And we don't qualify, anyway, so what's the point?

The point is, we want all of our people to get the government assistance, but none of their people to get it. There are several ways this can be accomplished, only one of which, a partial skin color comparison chart for determinining ObamaCare government assistance eligibility, is shown below.
If your color is lighter than all of these you might just take the tax hit and begin patronizing your local tanning salon. They'll love you for it.

"Oh, ok, if we qualify, we can get some government assistance. Great. So now I have to jump through another hoop to just chisel some of this off. And we don't qualify, anyway, so what's the point?"

To be fair to this lost soul, he has not learned doublethink correctly. He is also showing signs of extreme selfishness, that he would want to actually pay less for health care so that others would suffer.

He is making crazy arguments like the confused unions who have been wanting a more equal exemption from Obamacare because their "insurance expense will go up with no benefit to them".


The fact that these arguments are being made now by avowed leftists and how shocked they seem by the impact of the legislation really belies how shallow they are. If the reaction is genuine they are more faith based than most churches. It makes them even more repulsive.

Comrade Tirge merely forgot to check the box for "wooden casket". What a dumbass.


No doubt it would have dropped his premium to just a $3 donation to OFA.

Comrades,

I have foreseen this day and self published the following manual for distribution to The Daily Kos readers and contributors. Available in hardcover and paperback. Get yours soon!

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

I have foreseen this day and self published the following manual for distribution to The Daily Kos readers and contributors. Available in hardcover and paperback. Get yours soon!

Comrade Squirrel, will mere single roll of tissue be enough when all excrement hits fan? It may take much looting shopping with EBT card to obtain enough tissue for such a job. (Pardon me; I did not mean to use word "job.")

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If we're going to flog a man... flog him - don't tickle him!
(This is how I treat all of my valued customers associates.)
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A most economical GIF, Comrade Putout. Your small bandwidth requirement pleases the People's Internet System Society. (PISS)

Update: Comrades, I have found another traitor to the people in this Michelle Malkin: https://michellemalkin.com/

Evidently she has inexplicably uncovered our glorious Dear Leader's intentions with the following graphic:

This Michelle Malkin is extremely dangerous and she should be avoided at all costs!

We cannot allow this traitor to mock the stupendously tremendous plans the Dear Leader has for us for the glorious world of next Tuesday.

You are correct Comrade Sterpin. We can lock this Malkin person up in my bedroom the nearest gulag!

You fools!!!! It is the evil rethuglicans that drove up the cost of Health Care... Our most esteemed leader Obama has championed this cause from his inauguration. Most surely without Dear Leader's competent leadership from behind you would be paying 700% more for the same coverage.... Only his divine intervention has indeed saved us..

Comrade Marxist, you have hit the hammer right on the sickle: Obamacare was going to be free for everyone, until the Tea Baggers, Rethuglikkkans, and - specifically - Ted Cruz messed everything up with their stupid government Shutdown! And now we have to pay for all the time that was lost during the Shutdown with our healthcare dollars!

And the panda, ROCK - What about the panda? It must be terribly traumatized by the teabag people's vile behavior.

Comrade

stop the hate

Captain Craptek wrote:And the panda, ROCK - What about the panda? It must be terribly traumatized by the teabag people's vile behavior.

Thank Obama the nightmare of the shutdown is over and I'm ... ooops, I mean the "Panda" ... is back to work at the National Zoo.[attachment=0]PandaCam.jpg[/attachment]