The People's Cube - Political Satire

Politburo Stenographer Apparatchik Dianne Reidy had a sudden attack of religious fervor (the Opiate of the Masses as you recall) last night as she attempted a Christian-based coup-d'etat while The People's Politburo was in plenary session.

During the critical vote on which our Beloved Leader depended on to rubber stamp pass for full funding & raising The People's debt infinity ceiling so that other apparatchiks of your beloved guvment can get back pay for staying in their dachas for 2 weeks, Reidy decided enough was enough, had a brain seizure, took to the People's Podium & began a short diatribe on all things sinful. Reactionary Reidy was quickly retrained by loyal KGB operatives, her mouth duct-taped & hustled off to The Karl Marx Treatment Center for a quick evaluation & Jiffy-Lobo.

Reidy was then dispatched to the rail depot & is currently enjoying a very long but relaxing train ride in full body restraint

Comrade, this is exactly what being exposed to too much marble dust will do to you.

Those with higher tolerances - the Harry Reids, the Chucky Schumers, et al - may not exhibit the same symptoms as this formerly innocent young woman, but an MRI of their brains would reveal a miasma of spinning worms and scorpions.

Well, well...At first I thought the reference to "House Stenographer" meant someone from the MSM. But no. Could it be global warming? Fluorine in the water? Bedbugs? The many flies that accompany The One disturbing the peace? This is truly a mystery, although Bush surely had something to do with it.

Ya know, Comrade Che' Ramie,

I think I'm beginning to like you.

FYI: I have had many Jiffi Lobos™ during my sojourn here at the People's Cube, so I know what I'm talking about.

Please understand that i use the term "think" loosely, eh, eh, eh.

Keep it up!

The journey of 1,000 miles begins with 1 socialist step Comradess Pamalinsky!

I thank you, dear Sir, for throwing down your cloak for me so I can take that "step."

I gladly sacrifice any part of my uniform to save a dear Comradess from stepping in Capt. CrapTec's poopy!

Let no poop go un-scooped!

Che' and Crap,


How kind of you both.


Here's a "scoop" for both of you:


I know, I'm shamelessly using your posts as a segue to something I want to post. So, sue me!


Thing is, I know you will laugh and that laughter will get me off of any possible responsibility for being off-topic. Hey, at least I'm close.


OMG! I'm not getting audio! They're on to me and I can do nothing to change this! Thank Stalin we have embedded titles!

Comradess Pamalinsky;
Please feel free to post any non-relevant item in any of my threads!
Your Marxist-Leninist-Cubist sense of humor is refreshing!

Dearest Pamalinsky, do you really expect the Proles to READ? What kind of Rethuglikan la la land do you live in, hmmmm? You might want to watch your step. It's not just Comrade Squirrel's poop you need to be careful of. I would hate to see someone as lovely as you carted off to the gulag.

Comrades, be assured that Comrade Reidy is safe and secured in a secluded branch of the Ministry of Love. Her Jiffy Lobo went smoothly and I personally conducted her interrogation. I mean evaluation.


Poor deluded soul.


Nevertheless our Obamacare navigators can ensure she is assigned a competent, or not-to-incompetent, psychiatrist to start her on the approved medication regimen forsluggish schizophrenia...a diagnosis, by the way, that appears to be epidemic in the USSA these days.

Of course all the above falls under HIPPA regulations, and thus is confidential. So if you decide to tell about it in a public place, don't mention my name.

Capt. Commie wrote:Dearest Pamalinsky, do you really expect the Proles to READ? What kind of Rethuglikan la la land do you live in, hmmmm? You might want to watch your step. It's not just Comrade Squirrel's poop you need to be careful of. I would hate to see someone as lovely as you carted off to the gulag.

Dear Capt. Commie,


You "got" me here on this "reading" thingy. I know it's asking waaaay too much.


BUT, in my defense, and in all Fairness™, I opted to not use cursive. This showcases my deepest compassion for those less fortunateliterate than me. Okay?


Your concern for my being carted off to the gulag is duly noted. I shall not forget this (if you know what I mean)

Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна wrote:Comrades, be assured that Comrade Reidy is safe and secured in a secluded branch of the Ministry of Love. Her Jiffy Lobo went smoothly and I personally conducted her interrogation. I mean evaluation.


Poor deluded soul.


Nevertheless our Obamacare navigators can ensure she is assigned a competent, or not-to-incompetent, psychiatrist to start her on the approved medication regimen forsluggish schizophrenia...a diagnosis, by the way, that appears to be epidemic in the USSA these days.

Of course all the above falls under HIPPA regulations, and thus is confidential. So if you decide to tell about it in a public place, don't mention my name.

Did you employ our patented Party CrapTec Rodent TherapyTM Comrade Kelly?

I must say that I miss my jiffy lobo times. But the good news is that I haven't had a thought in absolute ages... I think... No! I didn't say that... I didn't think,,,,, no really.

So when does the train get in? I'll be at the station with shovel in hand.

Man this thinking thingy just sneaks up on you :(

ETA...Aw shoot... my old computer ate my coupon

I knew this would come in handy again...

Hmmm..to me it should mean;

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