The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades,

Another culinary delight that was inspired by our successful O-Care roll-out that will have your taste buds salivating. A dish that only be described as poetry on a plate.......... We proudly present:

Why would I feed that to the collective when I can get lobster pizza and champagne with my EBT card?

Before I select option, I wish to see picture of chef.

Comrade RedDiaperette - This may not be wise if you're hungry. Best eat now, look later.

The meat was gray and noisome upon cutting....

-H P Lovecraft-

Mmmmmm. Looks yummy! Might I suggest that proper plating and presentation would require a semi-transparent dome welded to the plate so that, like its inspiration, the dish would be somewhat visible to the diner, with promises of a wonderful gastronomic experience to come, but yet inaccessible until maybe November of an as-yet-indeterminate year.

For the prole who wants only the best-

Bar-Bee-Que Baloney-



Directions on how to create this culinary delight at -

https://www.meatwave.com/blog/smoked-bologna-sandwiches-recipe

This day I shall go back to tending my beets with pride, because NOWHERE on MY resume is the title "bologna-smoker."

RedDiaperette wrote:Before I select option, I wish to see picture of chef.

Comrade RedDiaperette,

You just may want to reconsider your request.......

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:Before I select option, I wish to see picture of chef.

Comrade RedDiaperette,

You just may want to reconsider your request.......

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Ugh, now I know I definitely do NOT wish to kiss chef. Pfeh. I can now vote for other option. Thank you for information.