10/28/2013, 12:03 pm
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Dear Comrades,
Sources within the White Fortress have informed numerous Party members that the young woman portrayed on the Obamacare website reflects Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama's preference for composite women (prior to his marriage to Comrade Chairwoman Michelle Fraserovna), and that the image is made up from nearly a dozen different photos of American women.
Her recent removal from the website is in preparation for another composite model. Whereas, the previous model was made up of images of Young Socialists of the age of indoctrination, the next image will include more experienced Party members.
Some officials within the Department of Mandatory Health and Compulsory Human Services have stated that agitational propaganda artists in the Department are now working with photos of Comrades Valerie Jarrett, Hillary Clinton, Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Anita Dunn, Elizabeth Warren, Eric Holder and George Stephanopoulos. Those who have seen the work so far have said that the new composite women will be even more attractive and inspiring than the previous younger composite model.
The use of composite models not only allows more people to relate to the models, who are indistinct in identity, but helps those with severe emotional problems to form attachments that they normally cannot form with other human beings. We must also remember the Party axiom that we are no one until we are everyone.
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
Dear Comrades,
Sources within the White Fortress have informed numerous Party members that the young woman portrayed on the Obamacare website reflects Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama's preference for composite women (prior to his marriage to Comrade Chairwoman Michelle Fraserovna), and that the image is made up from nearly a dozen different photos of American women.
Her recent removal from the website is in preparation for another composite model. Whereas, the previous model was made up of images of Young Socialists of the age of indoctrination, the next image will include more experienced Party members.
Some officials within the Department of Mandatory Health and Compulsory Human Services have stated that agitational propaganda artists in the Department are now working with photos of Comrades Valerie Jarrett, Hillary Clinton, Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Anita Dunn, Elizabeth Warren, Eric Holder and George Stephanopoulos. Those who have seen the work so far have said that the new composite women will be even more attractive and inspiring than the previous younger composite model.
The use of composite models not only allows more people to relate to the models, who are indistinct in identity, but helps those with severe emotional problems to form attachments that they normally cannot form with other human beings. We must also remember the Party axiom that we are no one until we are everyone.
Composite models encompass all the workers and peasants of the USSA! Obamacare is real healthcare for real people!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
