The People's Cube - Political Satire

A new update on the goings-on of Obama's sons:

Comrades,

Taking a cue from the Seattle youths who recently beat a notorious 88 year old crack-dealer to death, four Mississippi teens have ended the brutal reign of WWII vet Lawrence "Shine" Thornton; the beloved detested Hot Tamale King of Greenville, Mississippi.

As events during the recent shutdown have shown, WWII vets pose a dangerous threat to the Party and its agenda as they represent counter-revolutionary notions such as "patriotism," "dignity," and "morality."

The four youths are set to be named Heroes of the USSA in a special ceremony hosted by Al Sharpton and Eric the Red Holder.


My grandfather was a WWII vet and this pisses me off to no end. RIP Mr. Thornton

Fox NEWS does not explain that the death was a result of an accidental mugging. The 4 children will, of course, be properly labeled as victims of an oppressive, intolerant, racist society. Hey...these things happen.

Sounds like an innocent Halloween prank. At least he was knocked off by Obama children ™. A quick grand jury probe spearheaded by Comrade Holder, should clear the children in time for more Halloween hi-jinx.

One of the childrens is named Geblonski Murray. He must be a white-Polish-Irish-American-with possibly some African ancestry in his distant past.

These youths were only playing the new game of "Whack -A-Whitey".

TAKING OUT EVIL RETHUGLICANS, ONE AT A TIME. THIS IS THE OBAMA/ CHICAGO WAY!