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5/4/2007, 12:47 am
Margaret
UPDATE:
We have since created our own section featuring the entire content of Vashi's book.
First published in 1967 in commemoration
of the 50th anniversary of the Russian Revolution
This is an Internet version of Victor Vashi's original book, which is long out of print and the publisher no longer exists. The message of this book is so vital and well delivered we felt it a shame not to share it with the world. Especially considering the recent attempts by Russia's ruling elite to bring back the glory of the good old USSR.
5/4/2007, 11:41 am
Red Square
How this book could ever be published is beyond me, but at least the mistake has been since corrected, for neither the book, the publisher, nor its author and even his family members can no longer be located.
But while it can't be shown to the public, it is a useful educational "How to" book for the Party apparatchiks, teaching us how to hoodwinkle with the West, how to employ its useful idiots, and advance Progress™.
And I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw this familiar picture that sums up the relationships at the People's Cube collective. These are the only proper Party Inner Circle (PIC™) relationships cemented by strict Party discipline.

5/4/2007, 11:51 am
Red Square
The picture below is of a great sentimental value to me. Oh the memories!
In fact, it's been a while since we had any real purges. Comrade Nancy has been so slick, she talked her way our of being a pugee and became a purger by entering the Party Inner Circle (PIC™).
5/4/2007, 11:57 am
Red Square
And this one could easily be adopted to the modern times by changing "human stupidity" to "Democrat party" on the donkey, and replacing the commissar with a Muslim cleric.

5/4/2007, 7:20 pm
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Red Square wrote:
And I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw this familiar picture that sums up the relationships at the People's Cube collective. These are the only proper Party Inner Circle (PIC™) relationships cemented by strict Party discipline.

I couldn't agree more! (although I carry a smaller pistol so that no one can see it coming!)
5/4/2007, 7:28 pm
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Here is one of my personal favorites. I'm sure that both Mulva and the Mime would agree that freedom is OUR TOP PRIORITY for the Amerikan People and the entire world! We do it for The Children™!
5/4/2007, 7:47 pm
Nancy
Red Square wrote:
In fact, it's been a while since we had any real purges. Comrade Nancy has been so slick, she talked her way our of being a pugee and became a purger by entering the Party Inner Circle (PIC™).
You are just too kind, comrade Red Square! You know, it was rather easy to slip through the cracks and rise to Party prominence. All I had to do was sleep with the top Party Presidential candidate... which, by the way, happens to be a firm and devoted lesbo. Mmmm... I can taste Hill's slicked back mullet just thinking of her.
Errrhhhaaaag! Mmm... yes, we need a purge! And last time I checked, I heard (and I'm saying this on the record here) that Non-Person K and the Obama had dinner or some meal at the Four Seasons Hotel! Yes, I kid you not! I heard the BS straight from the bull's mouth at BSNBC! I think it was that show with the former bow tie wearing fascist pig... uhhh... Plucker or whatever his name is.
Hill, baby doll, snookums; we need to address this problem at once! I have been DYING to sit on the vibrating bench with you! DYING TO DO IT, DOLL FACE!
--~*Nancy*~--
5/4/2007, 9:30 pm
Red Square
A transmission from Laika identified one of the characters in the book as a Troll of Progress and Hope from under Max's bed in "Where The Wild Things Are."
Victor Vashi wrote:
When Khrushchev, in tears, focused the white light of "truth" on the late Stalin, the world was deeply touched and concluded that Communism was beginning to mellow.
We have isolated it into a separate avatar which we think should be used to identify all the present and future trolls in our collective.
Unfortunately making it smaller will make the details too tiny to see the face features, so 163x163 pixels will have to do.
5/8/2007, 8:50 pm
Premier Betty
They all remind me of child molesters. No wonder why they keep mentioning children, they can't keep their minds off them!
8/18/2007, 12:42 pm
Margaret
2/9/2008, 1:44 pm
Marshal Pupovich
Red Square wrote:In fact, it's been a while since we had any real purges. Comrade Nancy has been so slick, she talked her way our of being a pugee and became a purger by entering the Party Inner Circle (PIC™).
I live for the day when this can be said about this humble "Honorary Vice Chairman Commissar!"