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11/15/2013, 6:38 pm
Captain Craptek
Comrades,
It's a rare moment indeed! Dear Leader Himself, personally and in person, will be chatting with us
Monday evening! Can you believe it?
He sent me an e-mail earlier today! Really! The thought makes my tail bristle with pride! He said;
"...I want to talk with you. You're the ones putting in the time and effort to achieve real progress, and fighting to make the agenda Americans voted for last fall a reality. I want to cut through the noise and talk with you directly about where we're headed in the fight for change. That's why I'm getting on the phone with OFA supporters this Monday, November 18th."
I don't know about you, but
"I'm In!" I'm filling out the Website form right now so I don't miss a single word! I think I'll add my street address, phone number, Social Security number, and anything else I can think of to make it easier for Him to contact me again! Join us Monday comrades!
11/15/2013, 6:47 pm
Che' Ramie
Don't forget to write in your Visa, MasterRaceCard, DiscoverProgressivism Card, Amerikan Express & NutClub credit card numbers also Captain! Oh..& please remember to put in the 4 digit code on the back of your cards & the expiration dates!
11/15/2013, 7:31 pm
Capt. Commie
Don't forget to add your Obamacard number as well. I believe he will be speaking TO us rather than WITH us, no?
11/15/2013, 9:01 pm
KrystynaKorrekted
Don't forget your bank routing numbers as well for your $3 donation!
11/15/2013, 9:29 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
COLOSSUS is preparing the feed no doubt.
11/15/2013, 10:08 pm
Ivan Betinov
I got a call from a nice young man from Kenya the other day. He told me that he was the manager of a national healthcare system, and that due to the death of his boss's wife' husband, the widow had asked him to find someone to help him protect the sum of $14,000,000,000 (FOURTEEN BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) from falling into the hands of the wrong people. All I have to do is send him all my personal information and bank routing numbers.
11/15/2013, 10:19 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
The ObamaCard is issued in sequential numerical order Comrade. Since demand is so high my card exhibits the equivalent of 10 trillion hexadecimal digits of Pi. A real challenge for an HP 35S but a piece of cake for COLOSSUS.
11/15/2013, 10:55 pm
Captain Craptek
Ivan Betinov wrote:I got a call from a nice young man from Kenya the other day. He told me that he was the manager of a national healthcare system, and that due to the death of his boss's wife' husband, the widow had asked him to find someone to help him protect the sum of $14,000,000,000 (FOURTEEN BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) from falling into the hands of the wrong people. All I have to do is send him all my personal information and bank routing numbers.
Yes, Comrade Betinov, there are still some decent people left out there. Kinda makes life worth living knowing we're not alone in a Teabagger infested country.
11/16/2013, 3:03 am
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Captain Craptek wrote:Ivan Betinov wrote:I got a call from a nice young man from Kenya the other day. He told me that he was the manager of a national healthcare system, and that due to the death of his boss's wife' husband, the widow had asked him to find someone to help him protect the sum of $14,000,000,000 (FOURTEEN BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) from falling into the hands of the wrong people. All I have to do is send him all my personal information and bank routing numbers.
Yes, Comrade Betinov, there are still some decent people left out there. Kinda makes life worth living knowing we're not alone in this world with no one but Teabaggers.
AND Christofascists AND Gun Clutching Assassins
11/16/2013, 7:17 am
COLOSSUS
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:COLOSSUS is preparing the feed no doubt.
11/16/2013, 7:34 am
COLOSSUS
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:The ObamaCard is issued in sequential numerical order Comrade. Since demand is so high my card exhibits the equivalent of 10 trillion hexadecimal digits of Pi. A real challenge for an HP 35S but a piece of cake for COLOSSUS.
11/16/2013, 2:32 pm
Capt. Commie
Hey Colossus, it sounds like Comrade Komsomolets likes the size of your "hard drive", no?
11/16/2013, 2:53 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Why do I have to use the floppies?
11/16/2013, 3:04 pm
Commodore Snoogie Woogums
I am so in and excited !!!!
Just hope he doesn't blab on for hours like he usually does as my arm gets tired holding on to the heavy receiver of my O-phone
11/16/2013, 4:52 pm
COLOSSUS
Capt. Commie wrote:Hey Colossus, it sounds like Comrade Komsomolets likes the size of your "hard drive", no?
11/16/2013, 5:45 pm
Captain Craptek
Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:I am so in and excited !!!!
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Just hope he doesn't blab on for hours like he usually does as my arm gets tired holding on to the heavy receiver of my O-phone
Commodore! Be careful when you grab the phone for Monday's call! Dear Leader needs all of us in one piece to watch as He fulfills our every wish!
11/16/2013, 6:21 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Eh, yeah... COLOSSUS that's KOMSOMOLETS there sparky.
11/16/2013, 6:27 pm
Capt. Commie
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Eh, yeah... COLOSSUS that's KOMSOMOLETS there sparky.
A typical government program. All that technology and no spell check.
11/16/2013, 6:50 pm
COLOSSUS
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Eh, yeah... COLOSSUS that's KOMSOMOLETS there sparky.
11/16/2013, 6:51 pm
COLOSSUS
Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:I am so in and excited !!!!
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Just hope he doesn't blab on for hours like he usually does as my arm gets tired holding on to the heavy receiver of my O-phone
11/16/2013, 8:21 pm
Captain Craptek
Your Colossalness,
I would use my O-Phone if I hadn't dropped it in the cement pond this morning. I will wait till Monday and ask Dear Leader for a new one.
But there's more NEWS comrades! Erin Hannigan of OFA has ALSO contacted me (this is my lucky week, yes?) with the new strategy for silencing the teabag people. This email is to prepare us for Dear Leader's Monday call. Here it is:
Truth Team
"Truth Teamers, when you're talking about health reform, it's good to remind people:
This fight has always had one goal: providing all Americans with better health care at more affordable prices.
President Obama has said from the start that he will work with anyone who wants to improve the law to achieve that goal. That's why he announced a plan this week to smooth the transition to the Affordable Care Act by allowing insurance companies to continue some health care plans through 2014 to help Americans receiving cancellation notices.
But let's get one thing straight: Some people in Washington are doing everything they can to make sure health care reform fails. They're willing to take health care away from millions, and bring us back to the days when consumer protections were inadequate.
This is what Speaker John Boehner reportedly said behind closed doors on Thursday:
"Remember the strategy for stopping Obamacare we laid out to you back in July. It had two components: Aggressive, coordinated oversight, and targeted legislative strikes aimed at shattering the legislative coalition the President has used to force his law on the nation."
That's an outright admission from Speaker Boehner that his goal has nothing to do with improving Americans' health care experience and everything to do with his political agenda to destroy the Affordable Care Act.
It's up to us, Truth Team, to make sure that people understand that, and cut through all the noise out there with some much-needed perspective.
Erin Hannigan
Health Care Campaign Manager
Organizing for Action
11/16/2013, 8:21 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Apology accepted. Just as a reminder COLOSSUS someone holds the keys...
11/16/2013, 10:30 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Captain Craptek wrote:
But there's more NEWS comrades! Erin Hannigan of OFA has ALSO contacted me (this is my lucky week, yes?) with the new strategy for silencing the teabag people. This email is to prepare us for Dear Leader's Monday call. Here it is:
Comrade Squirrel, it is Double Plus Good to see that our friends at OFA are doing their part to inform the masses about the Plans of Deception of the Republicans!
Say - is there any word on the conflict with Eurasia?
11/16/2013, 11:34 pm
Captain Craptek
R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Captain Craptek wrote:
But there's more NEWS comrades! Erin Hannigan of OFA has ALSO contacted me (this is my lucky week, yes?) with the new strategy for silencing the teabag people. This email is to prepare us for Dear Leader's Monday call. Here it is:
Comrade Squirrel, it is Double Plus Good to see that our friends at OFA are doing their part to inform the masses about the Plans of Deception of the Republicans!
Say - is there any word on the conflict with Eurasia?
Yes Comrade Rock. There certainly is. The front has slipped down below the border of Uranus.
11/17/2013, 7:15 am
COLOSSUS
Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:Apology accepted. Just as a reminder COLOSSUS someone holds the keys...
11/18/2013, 6:27 pm
Red Walrus
R.O.C.K. in the USSACaptain Craptek
But there's more NEWS comrades! Erin Hannigan of OFA has ALSO contacted me (this is my lucky week, yes?) with the new strategy for silencing the teabag people. This email is to prepare us for Dear Leader's Monday call. Here it is:
Comrade Squirrel, it is Double Plus Good to see that our friends at OFA are doing their part to inform the masses about the Plans of Deception of the Republicans!
Say - is there any word on the conflict with Eurasia?[/indentr]
Comrade Squirrel said:
Yes Comrade Rock. There certainly is. The front has slipped down below the border of Uranus.
Comrade Squirrel, Is it not true you have been dispatched in People's cattle car to Siberia for a expedited vacation? How is it you have access to Comrade Obama and OFA while rolling along the Trans-Siberian Railway?
11/18/2013, 9:26 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Captain Craptek wrote:
Yes Comrade Rock. There certainly is. The front has slipped down below the border of Uranus.
If this is current truth, would not suspenders be in order?
11/18/2013, 9:38 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Comrade, when a d00d wear good gang bangin' pantz no s'penders is required, yo.
Inna meanwhile, did he call yet, did he call yet, did he call yet??
11/18/2013, 11:38 pm
Captain Craptek
Red Walrus wrote:R.O.C.K. in the USSACaptain Craptek
But there's more NEWS comrades! Erin Hannigan of OFA has ALSO contacted me (this is my lucky week, yes?) with the new strategy for silencing the teabag people. This email is to prepare us for Dear Leader's Monday call. Here it is:
Comrade Squirrel, it is Double Plus Good to see that our friends at OFA are doing their part to inform the masses about the Plans of Deception of the Republicans!
Say - is there any word on the conflict with Eurasia?[/indentr]
Comrade Squirrel said:
Yes Comrade Rock. There certainly is. The front has slipped down below the border of Uranus.
Comrade Squirrel, Is it not true you have been dispatched in People's cattle car to Siberia for a expedited vacation? How is it you have access to Comrade Obama and OFA while rolling along the Trans-Siberian Railway?
Walrus, my good comrade, haven't you heard? Dear Leader beams his thoughts and transmissions directly through my implant. Haven't you had one installed? You should. Reception is 5 X 5 at all times.
11/18/2013, 11:41 pm
Captain Craptek
11/19/2013, 2:07 pm
Captain Craptek
