11/19/2013, 2:28 am
Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.
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Pamalinsky wrote:I don't got nuthin', don't see nuthin', don't know nuthin', never heard nuthin'.
I'm "Nuthinin' in no time." That's how I spend my day.
Oh! I feel so much safer now!
Comrade, I do believe Hillary will miss out on her weekly full body massage as Huma has some meeting with the not Muslim Brotherhood. Now is the time to prove your devotion to one of the Party's greatest leaders.Pamalinsky wrote:Wow, KrystynaKorrekted! That was a mighty fast response to my still-being-edited post!
Of course I am a willing tool of Dear Oleander. That's why my surname, alinsky, exists!
You got me! I can only wish I was him. Actually, if pressed, I would gladly say, "I am Dear Leader", much as those who proclaimed that they were Spartacus.
It's loyalty that counts, after all, regardless of the leader. This proves what a wonderful person you are, you know, if you are loyal.
And, as a Made Prog™ (by Our Father Prog Theocritus), I need to know on a daily basis what a wonderful, caring person I am.
I will do anything to prove this. By any means necessary. Capiche?
Clearly, Comradess KrystynaKorrected, a korrection is in order. That is why I always include the question "Capiche?" at the end of certain sentences. In a word, I can always "reneg" my way out of anything I may not want to do. I, as a Made Prog™ always decide for myself what the actual "means" are. Capiche? Your suggestion has not gone unnoticed. Capiche?KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Comrade, I do believe Hillary will miss out on her weekly full body massage as Huma has some meeting with the not Muslim Brotherhood. Now is the time to prove your devotion to one of the Party's greatest leaders.Pamalinsky wrote:Wow, KrystynaKorrekted! That was a mighty fast response to my still-being-edited post!
Of course I am a willing tool of Dear Oleander. That's why my surname, alinsky, exists!
You got me! I can only wish I was him. Actually, if pressed, I would gladly say, "I am Dear Leader", much as those who proclaimed that they were Spartacus.
It's loyalty that counts, after all, regardless of the leader. This proves what a wonderful person you are, you know, if you are loyal.
And, as a Made Prog™ (by Our Father Prog Theocritus), I need to know on a daily basis what a wonderful, caring person I am.
I will do anything to prove this. By any means necessary. Capiche?
Oh yes my dear Comrade paisan. Capisco.Pamalinsky wrote:Clearly, Comradess KrystynaKorrected, a korrection is in order. That is why I always include the question "Capiche?" at the end of certain sentences. In a word, I can always "reneg" my way out of anything I may not want to do. I, as a Made Prog™ always decide for myself what the actual "means" are. Capiche? Your suggestion has not gone unnoticed. Capiche?KrystynaKorrekted wrote:Comrade, I do believe Hillary will miss out on her weekly full body massage as Huma has some meeting with the not Muslim Brotherhood. Now is the time to prove your devotion to one of the Party's greatest leaders.Pamalinsky wrote:Wow, KrystynaKorrekted! That was a mighty fast response to my still-being-edited post!
Of course I am a willing tool of Dear Oleander. That's why my surname, alinsky, exists!
You got me! I can only wish I was him. Actually, if pressed, I would gladly say, "I am Dear Leader", much as those who proclaimed that they were Spartacus.
It's loyalty that counts, after all, regardless of the leader. This proves what a wonderful person you are, you know, if you are loyal.
And, as a Made Prog™ (by Our Father Prog Theocritus), I need to know on a daily basis what a wonderful, caring person I am.
I will do anything to prove this. By any means necessary. Capiche?
Subvet wrote:Thankfully this sort of thing can't happen here in Texas! Oh, wait: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/North ... 38621.html
Never mind comrades, see you in the camps.
Imagine my shock a few days ago when I looked up "Elections have consequences" to see who said the quote-Red Menace wrote:
It's only a matter of time before those black SUVs start circling my block.
Me with Governor Walker in 2012.
Homes raided, subpoenas issued targeting conservative groups and allies of Scott Walker
Not to worry Comrade Subvet. Under Obamacare these things will be collected at birth. To avoid distracting drivers of course.Subvet wrote:Thankfully this sort of thing can't happen here in Texas! Oh, wait: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/North ... 38621.html
Never mind comrades, see you in the camps.