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12/12/2013, 7:34 pm
Red Square
Recently leaked photos from President Obama's cell phone show that the picture he famously took of himself in Johannesburg wasn't his first "selfie."

"In fact, taking selfies is something of an obsession with the president," claims the anonymous White House staffer who uploaded images from the president's Blackberry to Flickr. "As you can see, he has amassed quite a collection over the years."

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12/12/2013, 8:01 pm
Opiate of the People
He once put on a bit of weight (must have been from the munchies after choom use):

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12/12/2013, 9:02 pm
Comrade Putout
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If this doesn't put a thrill up Chrissy's leg I don't know what will!
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12/12/2013, 9:55 pm
Margaret
Hey, this is a family website! Wiener got into a lot of trouble for posting selfies like that. Get some cushions on those chairs!

Disgusting.


12/13/2013, 12:56 am
Captain Craptek
I don't see the dentist chair where He had his teeth installed!


12/13/2013, 2:02 am
Comrade Putout
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Selfie at Auschwitz...
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12/13/2013, 12:37 pm
Comrade Putout
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The People's Cube Retirement Plaza Apartment Dachas Tampa, Florida, USSA (A future selfie - 2033).
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12/13/2013, 4:08 pm
Comrade Putout
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Comrade Putout's get-away in Las Vegas, Nevada, USSA...
(Yes... I am that tall!)
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12/13/2013, 5:43 pm
Red Walrus
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12/13/2013, 8:46 pm
Comrade Putout
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Dear Leaderâ„¢ assists in the first ever televised cancer detection/prevention pap smear performed under Obamacare.

The lovely Mrs. Scratchanitch is the lucky recipient!
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12/13/2013, 11:02 pm
Chairman Meow
Comrade Putout wrote:.
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If this doesn't put a thrill up Chrissy's leg I don't know what will!
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This is obviously a photoshop! Anyone who has read "Dreams from My Father" knows that our Dear Leader would be pouring chocolate syrup on the dog!


12/14/2013, 1:54 am
Captain Craptek
Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Dear Leaderâ„¢ assists in the first ever televised cancer detection/prevention pap smear performed under Obamacare.

The lovely Mrs. Scratchanitch is the lucky recipient!
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That womyn between Mrs. Scratch's legs looks like she's watching a late night re-run of the 1974 horror movie It's Alive!

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12/14/2013, 3:30 am
Comrade Putout
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Finally a decent meal... and he's in love!

(...and yes his arm is that long!)

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12/15/2013, 12:21 pm
Comrade Putout
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Selfie with USSA's English language signer Vladimir Scatchanitch...
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12/15/2013, 7:59 pm
Comrade Putout
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Little known fact...

A permanent ban from all Bloodhound Gang concerts for fighting and camera use!
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12/16/2013, 12:35 am
Captain Craptek
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12/16/2013, 11:41 am
Comrade Putout
Like a boss, [color=#C0392B]President Obama[/color] wrote:Don't say I never did you a solid Joe... I got proof!
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12/16/2013, 12:45 pm
Red Walrus
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