According to the White House sources, the Obama administration has just hired world renowned sign interpreter and part time schizophrenic, Thamsanqa Jantjie, to help sell Obamacare and other stumbling initiatives to the American people.
As early reports have placed the interpreter alongside White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, a high level source relayed the President's confidence that "Mr. Jantjie's ability to bullshit his way through a performance, doing so much yet saying so little, will serve to make Mr. Carney's unintelligible briefings accessible to a whole new constituency."
Other likely uses of Mr. Jantjie's talents will be to serve alongside the President when making Obamacare proclamations and possibly serving with HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius during congressional testimony.
On a side note, given that Mr. Jantjie is not an American citizen (although he claims to have been born in Hawaii), he most assuredly will qualify for an Obamacare subsidy, with his schizophrenia being a pre-existing condition.
12/13/2013, 3:38 am
Che' Ramie
Why should the hearing challenged be denied the understanding of the words of Great Leader? They deserve to be as confused as we are!!
12/13/2013, 9:09 am
Anyer Marx
Means: "you really want some of what this guy been smokin'!"
12/13/2013, 11:45 am
Opiate of the People
Mr. Jantjie summed up all 2000+ pages of mmm-mmmCare* for the audience with one sign:
*As you should be aware, it is blatant raaaaacism to mention Dear Leader's name in connection with the mmm-mmmCare law because that is something rich white people do.
12/13/2013, 2:04 pm
Captain Craptek
This all fits together perfectly! Carney says nothing and Mr. Thamsanqa Jantjie signs nothing. Added bonus - nobody can pronounce Thamsanqa Jantjie!
12/13/2013, 4:56 pm
Red Walrus
12/13/2013, 5:36 pm
$.$. Halliburton
The guy would make a great Democratic senator. Obama should make him one.
On second thought Obama's packing the courts now so he should make the guy a Judge.
12/14/2013, 4:47 am
KOOK
Inspired by the signing translator at the Nelson Mandela funeral, President Obama immediately recruited him to provide a new way for "Signing Up" for ObamaCare at HealthCare.Gov for the "Affordable Care Act."
--KOOK
12/14/2013, 1:45 pm
Red Square
Here's what the sign interpreter's hands were doing with an object he though everyone saw but it was visible only to him...
12/15/2013, 1:04 am
Captain Craptek
Man! Somebody did a lot of work on that one...
12/15/2013, 10:11 am
RedDiaperette
Oh my, oh my, it will take years of Obamacare to repair damage to my sides from laughing so hard.
Was interpreter offering Dear Leader item from menu with this doggie facsimile?
Man! Somebody did a lot of work on that one...