The People's Cube - Political Satire

A national campaign in support of Phil Robertson has asked me to do some promotional banners.

It all started when Mrs. Red Square, who is a HUGE fan of Duck Dynasty, decided to participate in a December 24th national conference call to strategize the defense. At some point she started talking into the phone and the next thing I knew, she volunteered my graphic services for their campaign of mailing thousands of rubber ducks and postcards to A&E studios.

More about this action on WND:

Send message to A&E: Censorship won't work

Here are the banners I made so far (including the one above, "Flock together for freedom"):

A&E's not all they're quacked up to be.

Just keep in mind that the Media and the National Socialist Left would frantically like to have this as something other than a freedom of speech issue.

Because they're being abjectly opposed to said concept is completely at odds to their being liberals:

Oxford dictionary definition of liberal
adjective
1willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
favourable to or respectful of individual rights and freedoms.
(in a political context) favouring individual liberty, free trade

noun a person of liberal views.
Origin: Middle English: via Old French from Latin liberalis, from liber 'free (man)'.
The original sense was 'suitable for a free man', hence 'suitable for a gentleman' (one not tied to a trade), surviving in liberal arts. Another early sense 'generous' (compare with sense 4 of the adjective) gave rise to an obsolete meaning 'free from restraint', leading to sense 1 of the adjective (late 18th century)

But it's the liberals that want to decide what is so-called hate-speech and what is to be censored.

You'll find that in discussions with leftists, that they want skip past that little part of the progression.
They will want to presume that everyone collectively decided it was hate speech, but this is nothing of the kind.

Comrades - it would seem that the progressives at A & E have caved to the social pressure... I just woke to the news:

Phil Robertson's Suspension Lifted on 'Duck Dynasty'



It would seem the anti-progressives have one this one.

anonemous1 wrote:Comrades - it would seem that the progressives at A & E have caved to the social pressure...

DUCK HUNTERS: 1

DICK HUNTERS: 0

A&E's ducked. They quacked under pwesha! Hahahahaha
(If I wuz clever, I'd have a picture of Elmer Fudd here!)
OR
A&E eats duck, with lashings of retraction sauce.
OR
A&E plucked and roasted over open fire.
OR
A&E, shot up the bum like a Dynasty duck.

Dear Direktor Red Square,
If a picture paints a thousand words, then I must toil harder to learn 'how to' on here, as it will save me lots of typing and bloggers lots of reading. If the pen is mightier than the sword, surely clip art and photo shop is re-education of the useful idiots oppressed masses.
I must also denounce myself, Dear Direktor, for selfish capitalist emotion. I envy your talent, Dear Red and others here who so skilfully express themselves for the benefit of The Revolution.
Packing warm undies and blunt shovel in readiness,
Iva


PS: I really do enjoy this site and it's many and varied talents. Well done, Red Square and the Kollektive!

If a picture paints a thousand words, then I must toil harder to learn 'how to' on here, as it will save me lots of typing and bloggers lots of reading.

Comrade Sputnik,

Welcome aboard! We are happy to see you contributing to our collective. Pay close attention to the following as a new member of the collective, as you learn the ropes. All of us are equal, but some are more equal than others. I happen to be more equal then you through my many years of toiling on The People's Cube to advance our goal of finally reaching the Socialist nirvana that awaits us, in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

I will provide you with your first lesson as to what the Progressive World of Next Tuesday is all about, just as it was initially given to us by Chairman M.S Punchenko, who had first introduced the term to the collective.

The Chairman's Glorious Lesson!!!!!!

The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ is merely the Hope™ a Party Official uses to spur selflessness, revolutionary zeal and utter self-destruction in order to advance the revolution to its climax. Such an example of mentioning The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ can only be demonstrated in a dialogue between a prole and a Party Official.

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Prole: Comrade Commissar; when will The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ come?

Commissar: Why next Tuesday of course! That is why we need you to sacrifice more today in order to achieve The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ – a world where there will be no more want and where all your needs will be met by the State.

7 days later…

Prole: Comrade Commissar; today is Tuesday and still we haven't achieved ideal Communism? Why is this?

Commissar: Silly Comrade; I said The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ would come NEXT TUESDAY…NOT THIS TUESDAY- BUT NEXT TUESDAY! That is why you need to work harder for us to get there!

Now that you've had your first lesson, time to get back out to the fields, as those Aussie beets sure aren't going to harvest themselves. Also note that shovel inspections are on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at 0800 in the main courtyard...do not be late.

Congratulations!

anonemous1 wrote:Comrades - it would seem that the progressives at A & E have caved to the social pressure... I just woke to the news:

Phil Robertson's Suspension Lifted on 'Duck Dynasty'



It would seem the anti-progressives have one this one.

WHAT??? I will mobilize the LGBT community IMMEDIATELY to protest this slap to the face for tolerance by brutally assaulting any white bearded male we find in the streets! The blood of these "people" will drench the earth by sundown. Who among you is with us in the riots? Remember comrades, the battle cry is "TOLERANCE!"

We went shopping today at Kroger, Marsh, and WalMart, and, at every one of these markets, Duck Dynasty stuff was front and center! In your face! Yeah!

Oh, and that would be <prog off> eh, eh, eh.

Welcome aboard from me also, Comrade Sputnik!

The duck mailing campaign asked me to create one final image for their celebratory email blast and social media postings. Here it is:

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Oh! Comrade Red Square, I mean, like, that is just sooooo beautiful! I see these formations flying overhead every day now, quacking their heads off in their urgent flight toward freedom!

p.s.: I do hope you don't get any flack from a certain insurance company that rhymes with flack, if you know what I mean. (just covering your back)

Be careful.

Here's why:

https://news.yahoo.com/giant-yellow-duck-explodes-taiwan-again-104123196.html

One of my images was used by CNS News today, in the article describing the campaign:

Duck Dynasty Star Scored Victory for Bible Christians, Says Faith2Action

The image was posted not in the article itself, but in the Culturepage as a teaser: