The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Help advance the totalitarian superstate in your spare time with our new TCP Utopia City Construction Kits™. The Ministry of Truth will provide updates as new kits become available. Watch Utopia City grow and spread throughout your hovel as weeks, then months of construction help guide all family units down the path to a Glorious Next Tuesday™.

Begin your adventure with the 854 piece "Police State Kit" shown above. Assemble the colorful blocks and characters to build Utopia City's first thought police headquarters and stem the rising tide of thoughtcrime. Capture and eliminate reactionaries threatening Airstrip One. Learn and practice doublethink as you help O'Brien re-educate unpersons in Room 101. Assemble your own telescreen and monitor thoughtcriminals Winston and Julia as they conspire against Dear Leader.

The Ministry of Truth, along with its new Department of Thinkfun, expect your collective units to participate enthusiastically* in every construction project provided by Utopia City Construction Kits™. Watch for these new releases coming soon:

• Wilderness Gulag Kit
  
• State Media Center Kit
  
• Cubical Stacking Set, and the baffling
  
• Memory Hole Incinerator Plug-In Kit

To round out your learning experience pick up the "Capturing Emmanuel Goldstein Action Figure Set" and watch the fun begin.
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*Voluntary compliance is mandatory.

Comrade, this is truly a glorious development!

I would like to point out that, while at first glance I appear to be goosing Comrade Putout, upon closer inspection it becomes clear that she is actually 3 or 4 feet in front of me.

FORWARD!

Hey, are these available in all 57 states and where are the mandatory racial tensions?

Not exactly The Venus Project but with a little help from yours truly you can set up your own film flam scam too.

$.$. Halliburton wrote:Not exactly The Venus Project but with a little help from yours truly you can set up your own film flam scam too.

Comrade H,

While The Venus Project is based on a global socio-economic system of social cooperation and scientific methodology, the Utopia City project achieves perfection by eliminating the "social cooperation" phrase and replacing it with the more realistic "mandatory cooperation."

To this end, your "cooperation" (in a purely financial sense) would be greatly appreciated. I'm quite certain the Party would make special arrangements commensurate with the quality and degree of this cooperation.

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Comrade Squirrel, you forgot about the "My First Meth Lab Kit". It's the perfect gift for your child to help them earn their keep. Plus, it has the added bonuses of teaching them about chemistry, accounting, business management and, if they're caught and arrested, the US legal system. It's a great way for them to utilize your basement for something besides sleeping, playing video games and watching porn.

Capt. Commie wrote: Comrade Squirrel, you forgot about the "My First Meth Lab Kit". It's the perfect gift for your child to help them earn their keep. Plus, it has the added bonuses of teaching them about chemistry, accounting, business management and, if they're caught and arrested, the US legal system. It's a great way for them to utilize your basement for something besides sleeping, playing video games and watching porn.

Speaking Captain to Capt., Capt., I like it! Maybe a small, unofficial partnership? I could make provision for the lab on the third floor of this flop house.

All wonderful toys! Most equal in all respects! It appears that there have been some good little kommies this MarxMas!

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Brilliant! Once again TPC proves "It's for the Children" ™


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Comrade Putout wrote:.

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It's been a while since you talked in pink, Comrade Putout!

I got two of these sets for Marxmas! Thanks Winter Solstice Man!

INGSOC wrote:I got two of these sets for Marxmas! Thanks Winter Solstice Man!

Long time no post Comrade Ing! Howzit goin?

Comrades! I am ashamed of all of you! You forgot magical unicorns in your utopia! What kind of worthless utopia are you creating without magical rainbow skittle unicorns?

Comrade Lysenko wrote:Comrades! I am ashamed of all of you! You forgot magical unicorns in your utopia! What kind of worthless utopia are you creating without magical rainbow skittle unicorns?

These unicorns are modeled on similar equine creatures once gifted to Troy, korrekt? I notice the first one has not yet had its warrior-containing capsule added, but I am sure it is in preparation before entry into walled city.