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7 Ways to Celebrate National Squirrel Appreciation Day

#7. Don't Confuse Your Holidays
As we mentioned, National Squirrel Appreciation Day is on January 21st, but so is National Hug Day. Please don't combine the two; keep your appreciation at a distance.

Here's to you Comrade Captain Craptek! I raise a tall glass of beet vodka in your direction. I also gave the unemployed beggar squirrels on my our property an extra ration of corn this morning. Too bad the unemployed beggar Bluejays are going to eat most of it.

Where is Chairman Mao's "great Bluejay Campaign" when you need it?

I do appreciate some good squirrel...

Tovarichi wrote:


I do appreciate some good squirrel...

As per usual, Tovarichi never misses and opportunity to exhibit his squirrerlist nature. Do I complain? No. I am above petty squabbling - way above. Go ahead, comrade, enjoy your baby squirrels. (I hope you've had them checked for the many horrible diseases and pathogens they nearly always contain in there lifeless little bodies) Ptomaine, anyone?

I believe the noble Comrade Putout speaks for us all in her definitive post on the topic:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... tml#171889

Comrade Putout puts, erm, forth this wisdom:

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I was out of town on Squirrel Appreciation Day...
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but someone sent me this awesome two-disc DVD and I don't know who it was!
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