The People's Cube - Political Satire

This evening I was sitting in my study (the one with the mahogany paneling and the marble floors) pondering the very quantum mechanics of the nether realm and trying to connect to it by the power of Gaia in an effort to understand how to save the world from Bush's alternative reality which he has enslaved us in. Of course, I have no idea what I just said and am at a loss of words in explaining what I'm saying now (partly due to me skipping out on my meds).

Sure, I might be reaching on, or grasping if you will, on our universal connection to the upper most sanctums of Progressive understanding and how our Progressive understanding was indeed a gift from the super alien being Zyloprex and his/her divine sharing of Progressive enlightenment.

Am I just a peach? Maybe not, maybe I'm an orange or a pear. Maybe - and this is what Zyloprex told me – we are just unique beings like Stalin trying to usher in the next phase of Zyloprex's plan for humynity – that plan being Global Socialism and 50% off at your next visit to Shoney's. Please read on, I might be on to something here with the help of a progressive author.

Is anyone following me yet? OK, good <pours another scotch>. So anyways, my new friend Zyloprex gave me a really interesting book to further expand on his/her infinite wisdom. This book is called The Wave and is written by an insane nutcase such as myself by the name Laura Knight-Jadczyk. Here are a few excerpts of what should be called a cognitive connection with Zyloprex by the nether realm Henocykoqoui.

Qfgpublishing.com wrote:The Wave is a term used to describe a Macro-Cosmic Quantum Wave Collapse that produces both a physical and a “metaphysical” change to the Earth and all those residing upon it. It is theorized to be statistically probable sometime in the early 21st century.
Few will deny that at present humanity appears to be perched on the edge of an ever-widening abyss. The Bush administration's “war on terror” seems set to spread further death and destruction around the planet, polarizing and entrenching humanity along religious lines as it does so. The world economy is long past its sell by date, meteorites are raining down across the globe, increasingly frequent and ferocious earthquakes and hurricanes allow no one the comfort of feeling safe. As more and more people begin to awaken to these facts, the need for the truth to be shared as widely as possible grows significantly.

Wow, I can feel my mind expanding reading this while taking another gulp of scotch! Fascinating. You see, this piece of cosmic truth connects humynity by telling us, forcibly, that George Bush is single handedly destroying the balance of The Matrix and that the economy also sucks as well ( I bet Bob Shrum threw that in there, that crafty son-of-a-bitch!).

Mmm, I can feel my brain turning into a beacon of truth and progress while thinking how the whales are morally superior and how Bush is killing the morally superior whales using advanced Glyphon Type II lasers developed by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I'm so full of progress right now that I keep on making ridiculously long run-on sentences and am compelled to tell you the Zyloprex is sending special frequency waves to Big Oil in an attempt to lower gas prices and therefore liberate everyone from RethugliKKKan control for the rest of the cosmic Hilo cycle nanagram. But what is the concept behind The Wave and where am I?

Qfgpublishing.com wrote:The concept of The Wave is vital for anyone wishing to understand the deeper meaning and reality of the human experience and what our very near future may have in store for us. By skillfully collecting and arranging the pieces of the puzzle as provided by the Cassiopaean transmissions and coupling them with in depth research and insights from hard-won personal experiences, Laura presents the reader with a compelling and provocative picture of the cognitive, biological, historical and ontological nature of humanity. In The Wave books, Laura presents what the Cassiopaeans -We are YOU in the future - have to say about the eventuality of The Wave - FROM the future.

Wooooooowwwwwwwww! <Drooling> I'm not sure If I have time to collect "pieces of the puzzle" when I have better things to do like calling Rethuglikans Nazis and standing in line for my food stamps.

Qfgpublishing.com wrote:We all have a responsibility to equip ourselves with the necessary knowledge to weather the approaching storm –The Wave will provide you with that knowledge.

Yes, we have a responsibility to equip ourselves with the power of Marx and with a small pistol to coerce people out of their meaningless "things". And while we are coercing people out of their meaningless "things", we will tell them that it is all for The Children which will justisfy us lining these criminals up against the wall of revolutionary People's Justice. JOY!

Here is a link to the publisher's website.

And here is a link to another moonbat rant by Laura. I found this one at the Daily Kos of all places (Har!!).

The Wave is a term used to describe a Macro-Cosmic Quantum Wave Collapse that produces both a physical and a “metaphysical” change to the Earth and all those residing upon it. It is theorized to be statistically probable sometime in the early 21st century.

Sounds like it would go hand in hand with a Resonance Cascade.

The events of the Black Mesa Incident are triggered by a seemingly routine experiment carried out by the Anomalous Materials team in Sector C, Test Chamber C-33/a. When research associate Gordon Freeman pushes a crystalline specimen into the beam of an over-charged anti-mass spectrometer, the experiment triggers a resonance cascade, which causes severe structural damage to the entire facility and severs communications with the outside world, and within much of the facility itself. At the same time, the resonance cascade causes dimensional seams to rip open, forcibly teleporting intelligent creatures and wildlife from the border world Xen into the Black Mesa facility.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resonance_ ... ncident.22

Xen being a morally-superior Socialist Paradise and a world we must emulate, right? Yes, that is right because Zyloprex is telling me so! Zyloprex is never wrong unless I take my medication!

Unfortunately, Xen was plunged into chaos by the filthy kkkapitalist and progressive alien exploiter, Gordon Freeman, when he destroyed their glorious leader which bares much resemblance to our Many Titted Empress.



Of course, now with what Gordon has done, Xen has fallen into a complete quagmire and civil war due to his greedy quest to obtain their alien oil resources. However, a new race called the Combine (pronounced like "combine" harvester) have taken it upon themselves as their civil duty to the galaxy and all different dimensions of it to restore peace and order under their benevolent rule.

Zyloprex sound like the name of a medication. Kind of like

Zyloprim -

Use:

"Oral: Prevention of attack of gouty arthritis and nephropathy; treatment of secondary hyperuricemia which may occur during treatment of tumors or leukemia; prevention of recurrent calcium oxalate calculi

I.V.: Treatment of elevated serum and urinary uric acid levels when oral therapy is not tolerated in patients with leukemia, lymphoma, and solid tumor malignancies who are receiving cancer chemotherapy "

And we thought mama moonbat, Cindy Shiite, was bad!!!

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We live in a satire-proof age. When the Internet first came out, people slavered that anyone could get published.

And anyone did. It is now impossible to tell good parody from true believers, and art imitates life. See Dan Rather.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: See Dan Rather.

Or Katie Couric.

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ZB

"Don't you ever put in a word that I don't know! Sputum! How should I know how to pronounce that? Sputum? Sputum!"

I need some pity, comrades. Yes, pity. Right now my favorite chair is wobbling and on the brink of being a non-chair and my glasses, well, my glasses are broken too and on the brink of becoming non-glasses. This is travesty and I'm outraged! I'm outraged that FEMA is not right here right now to fix my problems that BUSH CAUSED! Oh yes, I got video tape around here somewhere featuring Rove and Cheney planting devices - small devices, mind you - which destroyed my coveted chair and glasses. Now who is going to pay to replace these things, huh? Who is going to pay!? Surely not I... no sir! I refuse to pay a single cent when it the responsibility OF OUR GOVERNMENT, WHO SERVES THE PEOPLE, TO REPLACE THESE THINGS FOR ME!

I want everyone right now to drop what they're doing and write a letter to Congress DEMANDING that they both replace my glasses and chair. Better yet, I want an upgrade... I want a more expensive pair of glasses and a better chair.

I'm counting on you to do what is right. Don't let me down!

-- Meow

Meow, you are right, insofar as material things go. But I draw the line at replacing the brains of trolls. They're too much fun. Just think if they wised up: what a horrible world it would be, a world without the joy of sticking pins in a troll. They blow up so nicely, don't you know. The explosion. Such range! Such timber! (Fat Freddie's Cat.)

Come to think of it, I demand that the government replace my lost youth. I don't care if I'm 52 and have recovered from illness and do not turn heads--I want to be ogled by Golds Gym! It's my <i>right</i> as a humyn/thing/appliance to have what I want, and you straight white rich RepubliKKKan males just have to figure out a way to do it. <b>Because I want it.</b> I don't WANT to go to a gym. I don't WANT to stop eating. I don't WANT surgery. I don't WANT to groom well. I don't WANT to take a bath. I don't WANT to comb my hair. I don't WANT to use deodorant. I just want. I'm an endless whining hole of want. Want everything, all the time, and as soon as I get it I don't want it because if I have it, you don't have it and that's why I want it because you have it.

Bwahhhhh! Whine! Snivel! Whinge! Bruno! Fetch me the Haazen Dasz and the pencils we stole from that blind man.

Meow,

You're a victim. Yes a victim! And thus our progressive heart's are bleeding on your behalf. I not only wrote to Congress, I CALLED THEM! They are sending someone from the FBI over to "assist" you in your time of need.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:"Don't you ever put in a word that I don't know! Sputum! How should I know how to pronounce that? Sputum? Sputum!"

Spyootehm, say it again sp-yoo-tehm. Maybe just pasting what my drug software said was a bad idea. I keep forgetting that everyone got a publik edukcation.
My main point anyway is that I think the Chairman has been taking one to many pills. Now, either that is the truth or I am guily of thought crimes. I guess it just depends on what the party says.

Meow, in your honor I have called a convocation of the the Stability-Challenged Chair Sufferers at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas. We'll have 100 Elvis impersonators doing the chair number from <i>Cabaret</i> and the chair which does not collapse shall be yours.

And this will all be paid for by the wallets that I lift as I mug people here in San Antonio on the River Walk. After all, these rich people shouldn't be allowed to get away with it. And I'm not the only person in the Westin! How's that for an insult?

Boy I learned a lot from Laurence Walsch, the special prosecutor, who would rent the rooms on top, on bottom and on either side of him. Now that's a true progressive.