The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych, the thuggish plutocrat who is currently facing a popular uprising, can't get a break even at a local war memorial. Apparently, the spirits of fallen heroes dislike him as much as most of his living constituents.

In any event, he doesn't pass the wreath test.

His toupee remains intact despite the assault attempt by the wind and wreath. Dignity and solemnity retained.

I'm hoping the Wreath-Attacher 's Union is well connected to Comrade Yanukovych's inner circle!

MSM reports: "Ukraine's embattled president struggling under the effects of BUSH!"

Right when Yanukovych bowed his head, the wreath took on a mind of its own and attacked him. Notice the other wreath, being bowed down to by an unknown crony, remained calm during the brief altercation. Yanukovych was actually lucky. A coincidence, a rogue wind, some bad wreath setting, perhaps. Look what happened to this American guy after telling a club goer in Simferopol that he supports spirited wreaths, not so lucky I would say!