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2/24/2014, 2:23 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
The NFL is attempting to outlaw the use of the racialist epithet, or term of endearment - the "N-word."
A 15 yard penalty will be assessed the first time used on the field, with a purge from the game and a show trial on subsequent use.
The hand sign used by referees has yet to be decided as Crips and Bloods are negotiating copyright infringement suits.
Latino, Oriental, and Jewish players appear to be exempt.
2/24/2014, 2:57 pm
Subvet
With the great percentage of black players involved in this game were racial slurs really an issue? C'mon, who would want a beatdown administered from several 300 plus pound linemen of BOTH teams?
On the positive side, the more idiocy like this that surfaces the less likely we are to be invaded. Any nation with that idea in mind would have to find a way to stop their military from laughing at us first! It's tough aiming a rifle when you're rolling on the ground.
2/24/2014, 3:09 pm
StimulusMaximus
It should be noted, however, that "honky", "cracker", "whitey", "blue-eyed devil", etc., etc., are still acceptable for use on the field.
2/24/2014, 6:17 pm
Captain Craptek
StimulusMaximus wrote:It should be noted, however, that "honky", "cracker", "whitey", "blue-eyed devil", etc., etc., are still acceptable for use on the field.
As is often the case, the "B" word may be more difficult to control.
2/24/2014, 10:54 pm
Terry_Jim
"This play is under review, the Ref is headed to the show trial box, in 20 minutes, he'll determine if this is indeed a 15 yard Hate Speech penalty, a 10 yard Inadvertently Racist Speech penalty, or the 5 yard Politically Incorrect Speech penalty..."
-- NFL play by play, 2014
2/25/2014, 1:36 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Again, this gets down to the spelling of the suffixes..."ER" will get you 15 yards, "GA" is a term of endearment... (oh I do so hope that the rule book is not written in cursive...)
and "Creepy-assed Cracka" will get a playa' shot by a Hi-spanic whut has a Glock Fo-tay...
2/25/2014, 9:10 am
Anyer Marx
"We want this word to be policed from the parking lot to the equipment room to the locker room.... we want it eliminated completely and want it policed everywhere."
Careful Comrades,
ear trumpets have been issued.
2/25/2014, 9:22 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
First they came for the letter "L" because it looked like a like an unregistered firearm of mass destruction. Now the letter "N". Will it ever end?
I'm going to need a new keyboard...
2/25/2014, 3:59 pm
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
Observant viewers at home will note that both the "L" key and the "N" key are on the RIGHT side of the keyboard.
Does anyone believe that this is a coincidence?
I didn't think so.
2/26/2014, 2:02 am
Terry_Jim
No problem here that cant be solved with other words:
Examples:
1) Use a different "N...a" word, like "Nutella, puleeze!!"
2) Substitute MoFo with OoVo, as in
"Yippie Ki Yay, Obama Voter!"
