The People's Cube - Political Satire

To all impoverished unemployed comrades!

Great news has come to me this morning from KSN TV. We were more than delighted to learn that Professor Rongjia Tao of Temple University has proposed a solution to the annual tornado menace in the state of Kansas. It's true!

“We'll simply build 3 walls, each 1000' tall and 150' thick, each extending for...say, 100 miles,” said the professor. “Problem solved. It's no big deal.” Dear Leader was quite taken by the proposal, ordering staff to arrange a signing ceremony for what he called, “The greatest shovel ready project in human history.”

The usual flat-earth skeptics were predictably on hand to scoff at the professor's brilliant scheme. These non-believers were immediately dismissed as racist by most journalists and ejected from the gathering.

Can giant walls protect the USA from tornadoes?

"If we build three east-west great walls in the American Midwest .... one in North Dakota, one along the border between Kansas and Oklahoma to the east, and the third one in south Texas and Louisiana, we will diminish the tornado threats in the Tornado Alley forever," according to physicist Rongjia Tao of Temple University.

I denounce this exclusionary and probaby racist plan!

Oklahoma and Nebraska tornadoes are as good as any Kansas tornado. Besides, Oklahoma tornadoes come north to do the work that Kansas tornadoes won't.

Hiya!

Just 3 walls only a hundred miles long? That's silly. Tornados would just go around. Duh! If your gonna use walls your going to need a LOT more then three and much, much longer. Hey! think of this, we could employ tens of millions of illegal aliens, unregisterd citizens, undocumented workers, imigrants, guests wouldn't that be nice? We could have them build the first one right on the Texas boarder. You know, do the jobs Americans won't do.

They build the walls that Americans won't, comrade!

Soon, though, we'll have to change that slogan. Maybe "They build the walls that JobLocked™ Americans won't".

Perhaps a wall completely encircling Washington, DC?

RedDiaperette wrote:Perhaps a wall completely encircling Washington, DC?

A wonderful suggestion, with an added benefit! It would help protect our masters kindly public servants from harm at the filthy hands of roaming bands of rogue teabaggers!

Great Leader also believes these Walls will protect Kansians from rising sea levels, therefor all citizens across the Nation must submit a "shared responsibility payment" for we all deserve to live without this global warming double threat hanging like a sword of Demontheses above Great Leaders teleprompter.

Comrade worlddust, I see that you signed up on The Cube back in the Cretaceous Period! Welcome back, comrade, and do have your shared responsibility payment ready!

The fools on this project must have put their fingers on the wrong little part of the map! It should be built on the Abovetexan/texistani border to keep Texans from trying to escape into Utopia!

Will the wall stop the Huns from ravaging the proletarian villagers' Huts?

The Great Wall Of Washington DC!!!!!
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