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Venezuela's Chavez backs oil chief despite criticism

Barely containing his overflowing adulation of Socialist Autocrat Hugo Chavez, an anonymous reporter for the Reuters news service today pulled out his virtual man tool and stroked it with power and authority over the news that nationalization has not yet completely destroyed the country of Venezuela.

The reporter who we shall dub “Vladimir” made wonderful use of Chavez quotes in his story with such gems as:

"We have a tremendous colleague at the head of PDVSA and I call for support for him," Chavez added. "Carry on Rafael, you are a revolutionary."

Vladimir's total lack of interviewing or quoting any potential opposition members to the Autocrats decision is commendable, as is his interjection of important news worthy items such as:

“Ramirez has been one of Chavez's closest aides in recent years, leading the president's drive to nationalize the OPEC nation's oil industry, which provides the bulk of the income that the leftist leader lavishes on the majority poor.”

Clearly, the public must be informed that Chavez, while an autocratic dictator, is not such a bad guy. After all, he apparently lavishes oil money on the poor.

I suggest we all give a round of praise for socialist propagandists everywhere!

Dictatorship? Apparently the ends justify the means.

Pay no mind to what Einstein said, right after he penned his philosophical dream of a utopian socialist society:

A planned economy as such may be accompanied by the complete enslavement of the individual. The achievement of socialism requires the solution of some extremely difficult socio-political problems: how is it possible, in view of the far-reaching centralization of political and economic power, to prevent bureaucracy from becoming all-powerful and overweening? How can the rights of the individual be protected and therewith a democratic counterweight to the power of bureaucracy be assured?

Well Albert, those are some good questions I don't think we've come up with satisfactory answers to yet IMHO. Best we just ignore those pesky potential problems and allow the utopian dream to unfold in the hands of our brilliant leader Hugo.

Any word on Red Zeppelin?


Wanna whole lotta oil?

Rrrrrrrrrrr.....

Wanna whole lotta oil?

Rrrrrrrrrrr.....

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Warmonger Wound wrote:Vladimir's total lack of interviewing or quoting any potential opposition members to the Autocrats decision is commendable, as is his interjection of important news worthy items such as:

anonymous reporter for the Reuters news service wrote:“Ramirez has been one of Chavez's closest aides in recent years, leading the president's drive to nationalize the OPEC nation's oil industry, which provides the bulk of the income that the leftist leader lavishes on the majority poor.”

Though Reuters can be a trusted news source, still it is part of the northern empire's propaganda machine. If you want to read the uncensored news about Venezuala you have to go to:

venezuelanalysis.com

Check out the article $5.8 Billion More in Oil Revenues and a “New Geometry of Power” for Venezuela. It's all about the great things Chavez is doing with the oil industry. I find the last part, New Geometry of Power, to be the most interesting. Hugo is taking a lesson from history and consolidating his power with land, estate, and title. In exchange he will receive absolute loyalty and fidelity. Or else.
<br>Venezuelanalysis.com - $5.8 Billion More in Oil Revenues and a “New Geometry of Power” for Venezuela

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Any word on Red Zeppelin?

Of course, the super gruppe Red Zeppelin, Heroes of Socialist Labor and recipients of the People's Artists award. Who can forget any of their party-approved songs? Those shall be executed!

Space Dog
Rock and Oil
Stairway to Communist Heaven
Four Sticks and Carrots
Going to Bankrupt California
When the Levee Breaks it's Bush's Fault
Good Times Bad Times (the difference between the NY Times & the Washington Times)
Babe I'm Gonna Subsidize You
Dazed and Confused Senators
Your Time Is Gonna Come, Bourgeoisie!
Mass Communication Breakdown (Fairness Doctrine)
I Can't Quit Class Struggle
How Many More Dissidents?
Immigrant Lawyer Song
Since I've Been Sabotaging You
Gallows Opinion Poll
That's the Marxist Way
Heads off to (Fidel) Castro
Whole Lotta Motherland
What Is and What Should Never Be Allowed
The Lenin Song
Living Loving John Edwards (She's Just a Woman)
Redistribute On
Moby Dick Cheney
Bring It on Noam
The Bong Remains the Same
Over the Hillary and Far Away
The Drudge
Dancing Gays
D'Yer Mak'er (Mr. Reno)
Dastard Lie
The Rove
Houses of the Kulaks
Trampled Under Government's Foot
In the Light of Marx's Teaching
Ten Years Gone (And I'm still in the Gulag)
Night Flight School
The Wanton Arrest
Boogie With Hugo
Black Sea Fleet Woman
Sicko Again
Thank You Stalin
Travelling Riverside Tribunal
Friends Of People
Revolution Day
Che Che What Can I Do (to Stop the Torture)
The Battle of Michael Moore
For Your Life Expectancy
No Quarter for the Pentagon
Execution In the Evening
Ozone Hole Baby
Wearing and Tearing Class Enemies
Poor Tom Daschle
Nobody's Fault But Bush's
Differently Gifted in the Rain
I'm Gonna Crawl (into your textbooks)
All My Love of the Party
South Bound Chavez
Capitalist Dog

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Warmonger Wound wrote:Vladimir's total lack of interviewing or quoting any potential opposition members to the Autocrats decision is commendable, as is his interjection of important news worthy items such as:

anonymous reporter for the Reuters news service wrote:“Ramirez has been one of Chavez's closest aides in recent years, leading the president's drive to nationalize the OPEC nation's oil industry, which provides the bulk of the income that the leftist leader lavishes on the majority poor.”

Though Reuters can be a trusted news source, still it is part of the northern empire's propaganda machine. If you want to read the uncensored news about Venezuala you have to go to:

venezuelanalysis.com

Check out the article $5.8 Billion More in Oil Revenues and a “New Geometry of Power” for Venezuela. It's all about the great things Chavez is doing with the oil industry. I find the last part, New Geometry of Power, to be the most interesting. Hugo is taking a lesson from history and consolidating his power with land, estate, and title. In exchange he will receive absolute loyalty and fidelity. Or else.
<br>Venezuelanalysis.com - $5.8 Billion More in Oil Revenues and a “New Geometry of Power” for Venezuela

my goodness.

I had no idea Chavez was such a brilliant tactician and businessman.

He is turning out to be a true leader of the proletariat.

I think Mulva cited Venzuelanalysis in one of his award-winning rants at his blogspeck.

Chairman, that is correct. Mulva can always be trusted to use only the most objective sources of news and analysis to back up his arguments.

Who is this Mulva?

A party member?

Who is this Mulva?

Sweet Merciful Stalin!

Mulva is the King of Nitwitia, Troll Extraordinaire, and now .... take a deep breath...A CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR!

Mulva is proposing the 28th amendment to the constitution creating "The House of The People"

Log on Cube members! Apparently he is allowing posts on his new blogspeck:
https://articleeight.blogspot.com/

His greatest post at Nitwit Planet:
https://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2006_ ... chive.html

Read and learn WW. Mulva is a genius!

Warmonger Wound wrote:Who is this Mulva?

A party member?

Class enemy comrade Warmonger Wound, Mulva is the Party name of Alva Goldbook. He was a short lived guest with us here at the Karl Marx Treatment Center. We don't know why he hasn't dropped back in but we all miss him and are looking forward to seeing good old Mulva again.

Memberlist: Alva Goldbook

Just click the link above and click "find all posts by Alva Goldbook." In order to read them in chronological order start from bottom, work up.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:His greatest post at Nitwit Planet:
https://nitwitplanet.blogspot.com/2006_ ... chive.html

I think the picture will not be complete without our comments to that post:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogI ... 6952008650

And, of course, to understand our relationship with the Mime and Mulva in the Great Patriotic Troll War you should visit the Troll Thread:

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=909

It's pretty long but it explains some of the Inner Party jokes around here.

Margaret.....

You caught Mulva's eye! He responded.

Here's some bait:

Ask him if he believes in mob rule or the rule of law. Mob rule rule is what the dumbfuck is suggesting with his hackneyed idea of an amendment.

Gawd, he's so stupid. Also tell him it's "Choose" not "Chuse". He must have spelled that wrong a dozen times. I wonder if he's gotten a teaching job yet at a public school and moved out of his parent's mini-mansion.

Kill the Republic! Bring on the Revolution with the Mulvasted Act of 2007!

I wonder if he's gotten a teaching job yet at a public school

If he did, he would be an improvement on some of the teachers.