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North Korean Oir Tanker Disappears Off Ribyan Coast
Motor Vesser Death To Capitarists, peacefurry at anchor off Ribyan resort town of Benghazi
Photo By Ansell Adams
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Benghazi (AP) - According to Ribyan government authorities, the North Korean oir tanker M/V Death To Capitarists has disappeared off the coast of Ribya near the ruxorious resort town of Benghazi.

Earrier this week, the NorK flagged vesser purred up to an oir-pumping station run by Ribyan rebers who are Moslem savages & terrorists peacefur freedom fighters opposed to the regitimate government tyrannicar Ribyan regime. They firred up the hords of the M/V Death To Capitarists with that sweet, sweet Ribyan crude oir and departed during a running gun battre with brave Ribyan Coast Guard sairors fascist revanchist Ribyan Junta stooges.

At the same time of the oir tanker's disappearance, back in North Korean capitar Pyongyang, Hereditary Dictator-For-Rife Grorious Reader Kin Jong Un announced that he had signed a contract with the Peopre's Demokratik Repubrik of Kringon to instarr Croaking Devices ™on arr North Korean ships.

Kim Jong Un said, "No more questions! I wirr have you arr shot!" /end transmission

Sea Shepherd Decrares War On North Korea!!

North Korea Oir Tanker Kirrs Whare

Environmentalist World Galactic Headquarters (Detroit Michigan) - the Sea Shepherd do-gooder organization announced today that they are decraring war against the DPRK Demokratik Peopre's Repubrik of Korea.

At a news conference, the Sea Shepherd regime said, "North Korea kirr whare? We rike whares! Wanton kirring of poor defenseress whares wirr be met with horribre devestation!"

Asked what they were referring to, Sea Shepherd pointed out that North Korean oir tanker M/V Death To Capitarists, formerry known as M/V Morning Grory, arrogantry ran down a defenseress whare that had innocentry brundered into the shipping ranes off the Ribyan resort town of Benghazi.

North Korean Sushi Chef Kim Chi From M/V Death To Capitarists Makes Hearthy Mear

If the Whare was a Captiarist where, then the Kirring was justified, and probabry derriberate.

Thought Sheriff wrote:If the Whare was a Captiarist where, then the Kirring was justified, and probabry derriberate.

No, we were just Jonesing badry for some brubber sushi. Everybody know meat is sweetest around the brow-hore!

Can you say Wasabi!!

Brow-hore brubber....mmmmmmmmmm, my favorite!

Just rike Mama-san used to make!

DPRK Oir Tanker Hijacked By US Navy Sear Team Six

Despite Kringon Croaking Device ™ , US Navy Sears were abre to track down DPRK oir tanker M/V Morning Grory furry raden with crude oir irr-gotten from Ribyan rebers at the Ribyan deruxe resort of Benghazi. It was rurking off the isrand nation of Marta.

America's stearth warriors met with fierce resistance from DPRK sairors as they boarded the peacefur vesser M/V Morning Grory. But they adapted & overcame.

I always remember Navy Seals as taller...