4/3/2014, 4:49 pm
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In a typical racist fashion, the Tea Party throwbacks have launched their Tea Party Tours with this promotional ad:
Take your children on an educational tour of Liberal Cities across America. See first hand the effects of the Regressive Socialist Policies that have made these cities what they are today: wastelands suitable for use as movie sets for classics like Mad Max and Escape from New York.
The tour starts in Detroit where we will get close up to laid-off City Union Workers who have also lost their pensions and have resorted to eating their old contracts.
In Camden, NJ we will talk to the members of the now defunct Camden Police force.
The tour will include the wastelands of long-time Democrat stronghold New Orleans, as well as the wonderfully community-organized gang war zones of Cincinnati, OH, Oakland, CA, and the still thriving capital of American Progressivism, Chicago, IL.
Comrades, defend the righteousness of our regressive crusades and shine the light of truth on this disinformation. Great Leader has freed the citizens of these bastions of Socialist Enlightenment from the rigors of fruitless and exploitive labor.
Gifted with Obamafood, Obamaphones, Obamacare and cardboard boxes of many colors for shelter, these citizens need no longer struggle under the capitalist yoke to maintain the enslavement of the American Dream. Indeed they no longer need fear the destruction of planet Earth for we have banned the use of all planet-destroying energy sources and have brought these citizens closer together as they huddle to share the natural energy of body heat.
The misrepresentations of the Tea Party Tours are self-evident to all comrades who embrace Next Tuesday. Instead of taking a tour, we invite all concerned comrades to move to the Democrat-controlled city of your choice, sign up for your glorious entitlements, and become an artist, poet, or cheap wine taster for the masses.
In a typical racist fashion, the Tea Party throwbacks have launched their Tea Party Tours with this promotional ad:
The tour starts in Detroit where we will get close up to laid-off City Union Workers who have also lost their pensions and have resorted to eating their old contracts.
In Camden, NJ we will talk to the members of the now defunct Camden Police force.
The tour will include the wastelands of long-time Democrat stronghold New Orleans, as well as the wonderfully community-organized gang war zones of Cincinnati, OH, Oakland, CA, and the still thriving capital of American Progressivism, Chicago, IL.
Comrades, defend the righteousness of our regressive crusades and shine the light of truth on this disinformation. Great Leader has freed the citizens of these bastions of Socialist Enlightenment from the rigors of fruitless and exploitive labor.
Gifted with Obamafood, Obamaphones, Obamacare and cardboard boxes of many colors for shelter, these citizens need no longer struggle under the capitalist yoke to maintain the enslavement of the American Dream. Indeed they no longer need fear the destruction of planet Earth for we have banned the use of all planet-destroying energy sources and have brought these citizens closer together as they huddle to share the natural energy of body heat.
The misrepresentations of the Tea Party Tours are self-evident to all comrades who embrace Next Tuesday. Instead of taking a tour, we invite all concerned comrades to move to the Democrat-controlled city of your choice, sign up for your glorious entitlements, and become an artist, poet, or cheap wine taster for the masses.
