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4/4/2014, 5:13 pm
Anyer Marx
Comrades, I rushed to read what I was sure must be the story of the equal-being advocates who were pursuing damages for wrongful death, loss of consortium for the squirrel family and violation of equally squirrelly rights, BUT NO!
This $2 million case is against THE CHEF!!!!!
It is reported that "Uncle Nero" Craptek was spontaneously on site with his fiddle protesting the non-Moo-Approved culinary exhibition when the fire erupted.
4/4/2014, 5:17 pm
Captain Craptek
4/4/2014, 7:56 pm
darski
I tried to tell him to stay home and knit but did he listen....noooo
4/4/2014, 10:30 pm
Captain Craptek
4/4/2014, 11:48 pm
Centers for Disease Control
I Know he cares for me! Barack can and will raise that poor little squirrel from the dead. He will pay to rebuild that building as well, and the broken lives of that unfortunate couple.
4/5/2014, 3:35 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Payback bitches!
4/5/2014, 7:55 pm
Chairman Meow
4/5/2014, 8:26 pm
Red Walrus
4/6/2014, 12:00 am
Captain Craptek
Maybe I should start hanging around iOwnTheWorld. I'll bet they'd recognize I'm good for something other than rounding out a barbecue platter! {sniff...}
