The People's Cube - Political Satire

As a resident of a Worker's Settlement outside the Kapital District Of Kolumbia, I wonder who my brothers and sisters will be manipulated to anoint elect to oversee them.

The Party choice is Comrade Muriel Bowser, a black woman, downtrodden by the system. Which ironically is run by people who look and think like her.

A colleague, a LGBTFQAPBCU© ( lesbian gay bisexual transgendered fag queer anal power bottom confused undecided) David A. Catania is running against her as a so called independent.

I do not recall the token Rethugglikkkan straw man's candidate's name.

Who should the party people choose? Mz. Bowser is a member of 2 party approved victim groups for a score of +2, while Mr. Catania is both a privileged white male and LGBTFQAPBCU© for a neutral score of 0.

But the Party does not seem to care as much about black people right now, as half of all black babies are killed before they are born by party supported abortion mills Choice Centers®. And Dear Leader's economic destructiontransformation plan has led to sub par levels of employment among his half brothers and half sisters.....

We must wait and see what the Party people will decide. Thoughts, Comrades?

PolPotLuckSupper wrote:...half of all black babies are killed before they are born by party supported abortion mills Choice Centers®.

Killed? Surely you meant fundamentally transformed.

Dedhedvedev wrote:

PolPotLuckSupper wrote:...half of all black babies are killed before they are born by party supported abortion mills Choice Centers®.

Killed? Surely you meant fundamentally transformed.

Please forgive my transgression. Or is repurposed the korrect term? In DPRGB they burn such material to produce heat. Perhaps it depends on the ultimate disposition of said materials.

Fortunately Obamacare now subsidizes the choices made by ovum- donors, so at least half are not punished with a baby.

The Party is considering establishing a Dept. of Minority Classification or DMC in order to determine the real time status of the most current minority. It is critical that the most current minority (MCM) receive social justice in proportion (SJP) to the degree of their true minority statistical standing (TMSS). Only in this way can the privileged white majority be reduced to the lowest common level (LCL) of collective equality (CE)
So therefor MCM + SJP divided by TMSS + LCL = CE. Forward!

worddust wrote:The Party is considering establishing a Dept. of Minority Classification or DMC in order to determine the real time status of the most current minority. It is critical that the most current minority (MCM) receive social justice in proportion (SJP) to the degree of their true minority statistical standing (TMSS). Only in this way can the privileged white majority be reduced to the lowest common level (LCL) of collective equality (CE)
So therefor MCM + SJP divided by TMSS + LCL = CE. Forward!

This brilliant equation deserves to be featured in next Common Core syllabus.

RedDiaperette wrote:

worddust wrote:The Party is considering establishing a Dept. of Minority Classification or DMC in order to determine the real time status of the most current minority. It is critical that the most current minority (MCM) receive social justice in proportion (SJP) to the degree of their true minority statistical standing (TMSS). Only in this way can the privileged white majority be reduced to the lowest common level (LCL) of collective equality (CE)
So therefor MCM + SJP divided by TMSS + LCL = CE. Forward!

This brilliant equation deserves to be featured in next Common Core syllabus.

Perhaps, my armored feline comrade. Does it not need some additional verbage, variables and other extraneous useful information to be fully kompliant? It was still too easy to understand.

But the Party does not seem to care as much about black people right now, as half of all black babies are killed before they are born by party supported abortion mills Choice Centers®. And Dear Leader's economic destructiontransformation plan has led to sub par levels of employment among his half brothers and half sisters.....

Although it is a little-known Party directive at this time, it has been decided that the African American Community has been so thoroughly bound to government dependency that the Party no longer need to court them. They will always be at the beck and call of the Community Organizer on election day. Party emphasis has shifted now to the importation of a new demographic that can be used to stuff the ballot box on election day. As such, Party efforts are now directed at stimulating the race and class conciousness of the Undocumented Hispanic Voter Community so that it too may be reduced to the status of Politically Reliable Dependent Class.

Didn't you get the PRDC memo?

Comrade Betinov, I am very aware of Dear Leader's pivot to Undocumented Democrats. In the local political scene, having freed Maryland many decades ago from the death grip of a document written 400 years ago ( per Sheila Jackson Lee ) by slave owning white Christians, the main effort is to flood Virginia with these Soon To Be Democrats. D.C. is already chock full of self oppressed blacks and members of the Party, which means the decision of who to anoint elect lay between a self oppressing black woman and a white LGBTFQAPBCU© male. Thank Godless that we have the Party to make the right choice! Allow me to replenish your jar with some beet distillate!

Yes Comrade, bring out the rations of vodka and beet distillate to celebrate the another year of white guilt as well as look into the mirror and ask what we have really done to make life easier for impoverished new undocumented Democrats. Today, we can finally walk around any town in America and mingle with a wide variety of people with diverse ethnic backgrounds, mental disorders and gender identities...forward!

trashmouth wrote:

Yes Comrade, bring out the rations of vodka and beet distillate to celebrate the another year of white guilt as well as look into the mirror and ask what we have really done to make life easier for impoverished new undocumented Democrats. Today, we can finally walk around any town in America and mingle with a wide variety of people with diverse ethnic backgrounds, mental disorders and gender identities...forward!

Comrade T,

Is that lad on the left celebrating is newly attached, ahh...appendage, or does he have lice?

It must be understood that those who are less equal must make sacrifices for the good of The Party™ and the benefit of thos who are more equal. African - Americans may have to sacrifice their place at the table and be grateful for crumbs so we can have a more inclusive and diverse caucus. It's only fair that the heroes of the old Civil Rights Movement™ step aside for the heroes of the new Civil Rights Movement™.