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BLM Misreads Reid-- SWATs IRS Agents Owing Back-Taxes



In an extraordinary bureaucratic misunderstanding of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's statement about "Domestic Terrorists" refusing to pay overdue debts to the Federal Government, BLM (which has temporarily called a Truce in its War Against Domestic Terrorist Cliven Bundy in Bunkerville, NV) sent its SWAT teams to surround the IRS Headquarters where they used bullhorns to command all IRS employees owning back taxes "to come ought with your hands up and your wallets open."

In response to direct pleas from the IRS Employees Union, Harry Reid showed up at the confrontation with his own SWAT team. After seizing the BLM bullhorns, Reid announed to the terrified IRS employees in the IRS Headquarters, "Go back to work, and don't sweat the small stuff like overdue back taxes -- you'll still get your Excellent Work Bonuses."

Then he commanded the BLM SWAT team to "get your asses back to Nevada and confiscate everything owned by that Domestic Terroristic Rancher With Overdue Cattle-Grazing Fees."

A misguided reporter (not accredited by ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, PBS, NYT, WaPo, LaT, etc.) on the scene asked Reid, "But what about 'civil disobedience'?" Reid responded, "Isn't the distinction obvious? The accepted definition of 'civil disobedience' is when anti-capitalist groups such as "Occupy Wall Street" break the law and not when terroristic tea-baggers break the law."

--KOOK

Captain Craptek wrote: [Captain Craptek's image posted above poses the question "Whose Side Are We On?"]

Captain Craptek,

You must have been consuming nuts not properly protected from contamination. Remember, you must always soak your nuts in the People's Vodka so they don't become contaminated with mind-altering fats and proteins that cause you to ask stupid questions. As you and your Squirrel-Dyansty brethren parachuted into the midst of the BLM's bureaucratic-SNAFU-induced SWATTing of IRS Employees who owe back taxes, you asked me "Whose side are we on?"

Anyone with a mind suitably nurtured by food decontiminated with the People's Vodka (also known as the People's Kool-Aid) knows that "We" (the Vanguard of the Progressive Proletariat) are on everyone's side except, of course, the Earth-Hating/Womyn-Hating/Racist tea-baggers, tea-partiers, conservatives, libertarians and Republicans, all of whom are on no one's side.

Perhaps the BLM leaders had been consuming improperly preserved nuts and thus succumbed to mentally aberrant thinking known as Consistency (which psychiatric science knows to be the hobgobblen of small minds), which would explain why they irrationally deemed it proper to stop SWATTing Cliven Bundy for overdue grazing fees in order to SWAT our beloved IRS employees who simply overlooked paying their taxes while they were toiling mightily to prevent abuses of the 501c4 status by Earth-Hating/Womyn-Hating/Racist tea-baggers, tea-partiers, conservatives, libertarians and Republicans, for which toiling, our loyal IRS employees richly Collectively deserved large bonuses rather than being SWATTed by misguided BLM agents.

Now go soak your nuts. You'll feel better in the morning and will quickly resume your role as Squirrel Commander of the Flying Squirrel SWAT Team.

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote: [Captain Craptek's image posted above poses the question "Whose Side Are We On?"]

Captain Craptek,


Perhaps the BLM leaders had been consuming improperly preserved nuts and thus succumbed to mentally aberrant thinking known as Consistency (which psychiatric science knows to be the hobgobblen of small minds), which would explain why they irrationally deemed it proper to stop SWATTing Cliven Bundy for overdue grazing fees in order to SWAT our beloved IRS employees who simply overlooked paying their taxes while they were toiling mightily to prevent abuses of the 501c4 status by Earth-Hating/Womyn-Hating/Racist tea-baggers, tea-partiers, conservatives, libertarians and Republicans, for which toiling, our loyal IRS employees richly Collectively deserved large bonuses rather than being SWATTed by misguided BLM agents.


--KOOK

Kommander Comrade KOOK,

Congratulations! You have passed the test. Only a Party-Trained Eye could have spotted my cleverly shopped image and responded in such brilliant rhetorical fashion. Obviously I must improve my skills sharply to put one over on you, comrade.

BTW: You are now in contention with the honorable Mistress of the Shovel, Comrade Pinkie, for the longest run-on sentence posted to date on TPC. (in 2014) Imagine! Two glorious achievements in a single day! A toast then,...to the Party and its toiling masses!

KOOK wrote: Now go soak your nuts. You'll feel better in the morning
--KOOK

Soap and water might help that. Some anti-fungal ointment once a day and try to keep dry...

Tovarichi wrote:

KOOK wrote: Now go soak your nuts. You'll feel better in the morning
--KOOK

Soap and water might help that. Some anti-fungal ointment once a day and try to keep dry...

Thanks Comrade T. Advice from someone with personal experience in such matters is most welcome.

Speaking of being misread, Harry Reed was talking about a giant BM in the morning, a remarkable feat considering his age. This was misinterpreted as the BLM needed to move. This is not a topic open for discussion in the Congressional Record.