The People's Cube - Political Satire

According to figures released by leading advisors, Dear Leader Obama's economy suffered shrinkage due to cold temperatures this past winter.

"Normally the economy is quite robust, and it has potential for impressive growth. But, well, you know what happens in the cold......"

Yes - and at 1'-0" on my tippi toes I can't afford more shrinkage! Bring on global warming!

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Economic Shrinkage: sometimes it hides like a frightened turtle

Our economy is so bad that now like a pre-industrial agrarian economy it's been reduced to being largely dependent on the weather.

You damn commies.

This is the shrunken version:




This is the lonnnnngggggeeerrrr version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... v-HU#t=138

NBC korrekt-Lee reports that it was an Old White Man's fault.

"Old Man Winter slapped the economy..." See? It's more of the War on Warmin'!

There is talk of a new and improved stimulated stimulus package to address this problem: the Victory In Accelerated Government Redistribution Act (VIAGRA). Of course, in order to ram the message home and show that the One is doing something behind the People™ bent over under the strain of current economic conditions, thousands millions billions some borrowed dollars must be spent invested in advertising....

Explains the flaccid housing market.