6/13/2014, 8:36 pm
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Comrades, I have important news regarding the ever-present struggle against the enemy and their feeble, attempt to uncover corruption the details regarding the Internal Redistribution Service's targeting categorization of certain political groups.
Lois Lerner, as most of you know, declined to testify to the oversight committee due to her fifth amendment rights, naturally, the committee has attempted to gather more information by searching through her emails, however, her computer has also... er 'stepped up' and pleaded the fifth.
When asked to give testimony before an investigation committee about the status of the emails, Lerner's computer simply responded by saying this, before giving the committee an obscene digital gesture followed by the blue screen of death.
"01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100110 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101"
After further efforts to gain information from the device, it was later discovered that the emails relevant to the years encompassing the so called 'scandal' were somehow deleted from the system, even though they certainly didn't contain information regarding the auditing of certain political groups.
Fortunately for us though, there's absolutely no way that this data could be recovered, as our government does not have the means to recover emails from its servers at will. Additionally, Lois Lerner's computer is known to still have a few, shall we say, 'connections.'
Remain true to the collective and our glorious purpose and stand for digital justice!
Comrades, I have important news regarding the ever-present struggle against the enemy and their feeble, attempt to uncover corruption the details regarding the Internal Redistribution Service's targeting categorization of certain political groups.
Lois Lerner, as most of you know, declined to testify to the oversight committee due to her fifth amendment rights, naturally, the committee has attempted to gather more information by searching through her emails, however, her computer has also... er 'stepped up' and pleaded the fifth.
When asked to give testimony before an investigation committee about the status of the emails, Lerner's computer simply responded by saying this, before giving the committee an obscene digital gesture followed by the blue screen of death.
Fortunately for us though, there's absolutely no way that this data could be recovered, as our government does not have the means to recover emails from its servers at will. Additionally, Lois Lerner's computer is known to still have a few, shall we say, 'connections.'
Remain true to the collective and our glorious purpose and stand for digital justice!
Mystery item No. 1
Hide it back 