The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades! If ever there were proof that our glorious Dear Leader Obama is a prodigy of inestimable genius and magnificence, it would be that he knew ahead of time of the crisis-opportunity of the present illegal invasion.

I submit the evidence to a skeptical world as follows:

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Dateline: January 29, 2014

Government Hiring Escorts For 65,000 Unaccompanied Illegal Alien Children

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While it is true that you would be quite correct in declaring that no one in his majesty's inner circle has claimed the clairvoyance in knowing of the invasion ahead of time….

You should rightly consider his excellency's ever so humble nature in claiming credit for his wonderful achievements. This is borne out by his reluctance to ever mention his accomplishments.

Therefore, we must assume that it was his lordship and ruler of all in peace and kindness himself, the great magnificent ruler of all Barack Hussein Obama. [Peas be upon him]

He himself was able to pull off this feat of prodigious progressive prognostication perfection!

This also shows the precocity of our electorate in bringing this paragon of progressive postulation to office twice.

Who else could have planned in advance for the crisis that is upon US at this moment?

Comrad,

You are wrong to call it an illegal and an invasion. Only the fascists say that. This is the great immigration that will bring flowers and piece. We should open our borders to Al Qaeda, communist brothers and sisters, the sick who suffered under fascist governments, aliens who come from space, Hummas, Russian Army, gang members running from oppressive countries like the Triad and Yakuza, KGB, and many more. We cannot close to these people and their children.

Think of the Children!!!!

Comrades, this is The New New Deal™ from the Works In-Progress Administration.™ The cited job posting was not so much prescience as brilliant planning. The author of the article apparently missed the prior job posting:

Anyer Marx wrote:Comrades, this is The New New Deal™ from the Works In-Progress Administration.™ The cited job posting was not so much prescience as brilliant planning. The author of the article apparently missed the prior job posting:

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So you see, we are creating jobs for people we like, seeding a voter base for The Future™, and we get to call the knuckledraggers all sorts of names to highlight their utter lack of compassion for these The Children™ who are (minority, probably LBGTXY or Z), undocumented refugees escaping the poverty and violence of their countries. Our poverty and violence is better because they get fed, housed, phoned, free health care and other perks all at government expense! It is a win-win-win!

And furthermore, if we do not have enough of this so-much-better poverty and violence to go around, these gallant Children™ (many of whom appear to be of teenage persuasion) will work extra hard to create more of it.

RedDiaperette wrote: And furthermore, if we do not have enough of this so-much-better poverty and violence to go around, these gallant Children™ (many of whom appear to be of teenage persuasion) will work extra hard to create more of it.

And thanks to Comrade Obama's Fast and Furious gun deliveries to the cartels, they will have a much easier time creating that violence.