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8/3/2014, 10:41 pm
Hammer and Loupe
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Glorious news Comrades!
Do you remember how our Dear Leader is looking after our health?
No longer do we buy
cupcakes deathcakes from our school.
Please report violators and bring their
cupcakes deathcakes to the nearest community station where we
consume destroy the deadly treats. This will make our schools free from capitalist pigs who would brainwash our children.
Make Moochelle Proud!
DEAR LEADER IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!!
8/3/2014, 11:48 pm
Krasnodar
Moochelle's right .... once again ! May we forever bask in the light of her wisdom.
It's hard to believe that this society and it's sugar obsessed bake sale mentality would sell these to kids at a profit ( spit ), and knowingly endanger their very lives..
That's just plain sick.
Perhaps Mrs. Obama can have a talk with her husband Dear Leader and have him
outlaw the sale of muffin tins by executive order.
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Doing so would bring cupcake production to a grinding halt... ridding this country of another " deathcake " scourge.
8/4/2014, 5:28 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Krasno, try briefly staying upwind of FLATUS Moo, you will think more clearly...
8/4/2014, 2:03 pm
Red Square
I just inserted an appropriate poster to the lead post:
Smash the deathcake! Fight for carb equality and nutritional justice!
8/4/2014, 4:26 pm
Hammer and Loupe
Red Square wrote:I just inserted an appropriate poster to the lead post:
Smash the deathcake! Fight for carb equality and nutritional justice!
Thank you Comrade Red Square.
8/5/2014, 8:16 pm
Armenian Radio.
Glorious news comrades, your Diet has been liberated!
8/6/2014, 12:39 pm
Captain Craptek
Only unyielding regulation will teach these proto-kapitalist school children that profiting from one's own labor is not only unjust, it is selfish. I predict that a contingent of these deathcake peddlers will soon appear in Washington DC, beanies in hand, to offer tribute in exchange for a Presidential Hardship Waiver. Once authorized by Dear Leader's PEN, this tribute (in the form of a small cash donation to OFA) will offset all previously asserted health equity claims, thus reestablishing the wholesomeness of the "cupcake". This, in turn, will pressure anti-tax Teabagger forces in congress to adopt the recently proposed "Bake Sale Cupcake Tax" now under discussion. It's another win win for The Children™and posterity.
