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8/5/2014, 12:05 am
Comrade Putout
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Yes comrades my cover has been compromised and I can no longer 'live a lie.' I am not a beet farmer but a highly trained U.S. Secret Service Special Agent assigned to the Malia Obama detail. The following image will be all over the internet soon so I guess the jig is up.
Lovely Malia is trying to make 'my face.'
FYI - we apprehended a heavily mustached masher during our visit to Chicago's Lollapalooza Music Festival. He claimed to be one of the Marx brothers - the one with a squirrel in his pants! Pity... we had to beat their asses!
8/5/2014, 5:29 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
The same face of a woman assigned to the Joe Biden morning skinny dip detail.... Say, did I just see the words Obama and "jig" in the same discussion? Wow, that racist stuff never applies to federal employees.
8/5/2014, 6:59 pm
Comrade Vlad Linen
Comrade Putout, wow, I had no idea! So now that you have been outed, are you going to be assigned to other duties, like
making sure this never happens again?
8/5/2014, 11:54 pm
Captain Craptek
Secret Servicing Comrade X,
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! That's why you're always hanging around with the Obama SS details. OK, then tell me...what does the Obama Fist Bump really mean? It's a signal...right? It signals vendors that Moochelle wants more food, yes? Or,...maybe it's some kinda code to Vladimir...I saw him...never mind. I never saw anything. Anyway, maybe I can be a SS guy too? Ask somebody,...
please! Let me know ASAP so I can get ready for a new assignment!
8/6/2014, 2:39 am
Comrade Putout
[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] was chittering (yes... chittering!) up the wrong tree when he wrote:Secret Servicing Comrade X,
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! That's why you're always hanging around with the Obama SS details. OK, then tell me...what does the Obama Fist Bump really mean? It's a signal...right? It signals vendors that Moochelle wants more food, yes? Or,...maybe it's some kinda code to Vladimir...I saw him...never mind. I never saw anything. Anyway, maybe I can be a SS guy too? Ask somebody,...please! Let me know ASAP so I can get ready for a new assignment!
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I'm starting to think that Dear Leader™ (PBUH) can take care of himself!
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8/6/2014, 7:12 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Just what is a secretion service, and where can I get one?
8/6/2014, 10:11 am
Comrade Putout
The glandular challenged [color=#C0392B]Tovarichi[/color] wrote:Just what is a secretion service, and where can I get one?
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8/6/2014, 12:32 pm
Comrade Sovremennyy
The way he holds that people-killing, environmentally friendly, non-toxic, Biden-proof child-proof, gluten-free, fairly-advantaged gun with so much executive command sends a thrill up my leg in the most non-sexual, non-homophobic, non-refundable way!
8/6/2014, 8:34 pm
Soviet Mike Komsomolets
Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Yes comrades my cover has been compromised and I can no longer 'live a lie.' I am not a beet farmer but a highly trained U.S. Secret Service Special Agent assigned to the Malia Obama detail. The following image will be all over the internet soon so I guess the jig is up
Isn't that Zuck right behind Malia!?
8/6/2014, 9:46 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Dear Leader (PBUH) be shoppin' at the Chicago Gun Sto'
no doubt his firearms are equipped with the latest in sights, and no traceable serial number...
8/6/2014, 11:05 pm
T.C. #7980907
Comrade Putout wrote:[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] was chittering (yes... chittering!) up the wrong tree when he wrote:Secret Servicing Comrade X,
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! That's why you're always hanging around with the Obama SS details. OK, then tell me...what does the Obama Fist Bump really mean? It's a signal...right? It signals vendors that Moochelle wants more food, yes? Or,...maybe it's some kinda code to Vladimir...I saw him...never mind. I never saw anything. Anyway, maybe I can be a SS guy too? Ask somebody,...please! Let me know ASAP so I can get ready for a new assignment!
I think you should put Comrade Craptek's name in for consideration. The secret service is full of squirrelly agents. (Excepting, of course, yourself.)
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