The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Dear Comrades,

The National Socialist Science Foundation has contributed nearly a million People's Dollars to Indiana Workers' University for the development of a new program to eliminate bourgeois thought from Social Media.

The program, called ‘Truthy,' will scour Twitter and other social media platforms to “detect political smears, astroturfing, misinformation, and other social pollution.” This will assist the Party in managing public communication and political formation.

‘Truthy' will also help the Party understand more effective means of communicating its principles by analyzing popular but subversive concepts often found in so-called ‘free thought.' By analyzing Proletarian responses to concepts disallowed by Party doctrine, experts can better tailor information to cater to the lower stages of political formation found in many Workers and Peasants of the USSA.

Stand against Social Pollution! Purify our thoughts through State management of information in Social Media!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

Just when you think the progs have finally reached the darkest, deepest pits of human behavior, they take a breath and dive still deeper!

"Team leader Filippo Menczer proclaims his support for numerous progressive advocacy groups, including President Barack Obama's Organizing for Action, Moveon.org, Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, Amnesty International, and True Majority."

I wonder when the ACLU will drop by the university research lab?

Turn your head and cough, Comrade... then prepare for the Political Prostate Exam!

Don't worry Comrade Climber,

We have the People's Media to counter the propaganda.

Orwell called, he wants his dystopia back.

As a loyal Comrade, I am, of course, hoping the government use the Presidential Cell-Phone-Alerts* system to immediately share with all of us the fruits of this valuable reseach by the Truthy project into Truthiness so that we can avoid being misled by Tea-Party types as easily as we can be reminded not to put glass material into the paper recycle bin:



*The official acronym for the Presidential-Cell-Phone-Alerts is the "PLAN," which stands for "Presidential Local Area Network" or "Personal Local Area Network"

--KOOK

It's so tedious to monitor all social media. Why not include mandatory Jiffy-Lobo ™ treatments to be included with our Obama 'Care' coverage.

Oh, but the name "Truthy" is so cutesy! Surely every infantilized subject prole comrade will want one. I myself am calling dibs on powder blue. With satin binding.