The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, I have been analyzing the current situation, and have come to the conclusion that this operation was announced on a Wednesday, late in the evening here which made it early Thursday morning in Syria and Iraq.

Since the Junior Varsity games are scheduled for Thursdays, this is in fact a JV game.

Dear Leader declares all JV teams must be directly managed by Dear Leader.

JV -- Jerry's Virgins